The End of Western Civilisation

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The End of Western Civilisation

Postby flipflop » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:14 am

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country - Bertrand Russell
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby Caliban » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:13 am

and next ....



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total faggotry

Postby el3so » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:11 pm

Your nation's preoccupation with animal welfare has been a bit of a joke for a long, long time but this kinda sh!t isn't even funny no more...
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby coldharvest » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:53 pm

All they are doing is taking jobs away from First Nations people.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby Michael » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:58 pm

Totally outrageous. The article says that the new hats will be of "plastic fiber." How many cute little plastics will have to be slaughtered for their fiber to meet the demand? Totally outrageous.
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby Fenrisco » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:12 am

I might've guessed you were a Chappist.
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby flipflop » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:42 am

Oh yes, a commited anarcho-dandyist. Why young Master 'Atters' Attree himself is a neighbour of mine, runs a fine emporium of objets d'art in the North Laine

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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby Q » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:57 pm

I've always thought that headgear made them look like pipecleaners. Or chimney sweeps. Pardon me, guv. Clean your chimney?

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Of course, the absolute BEST in headhear;

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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby flipflop » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:19 pm

Q wrote:I've always thought that headgear made them look like pipecleaners. Or chimney sweeps. Pardon me, guv. Clean your chimney?

Much better Guards attire:

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Donkey wallopers

The bearskin has a fine history, initially it was worn by the Grenadier Guards after they defeated the French Imperial Guard at Waterloo. The FIG were thought to be the elite troops of their day, they were usually kept in reserve and when they were deployed the enemy usually crumbled. When the victorious Brits (dressed in the stovepipe hats typical of the infantry of the time) held the vanquished French bearskins aloft after kicking the shit out of them, Wellington recommended the Guards should wear them as a trophy. The Grenadier Guards have worn them since, and the other foot guards followed suit.

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Postby el3so » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:50 am

So a 200-year old tradition ends because some vegan sat on a carrot. Makes sense.
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Re: The End of Western Civilisation

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:43 pm

Gay.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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