ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

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ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

Postby DrakeS » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:09 pm

in Canada at least

Please click here

if you must laugh, or lol, please cover your own mouth and stifle and do not disturb the people at your work station
or next door cubicle
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Re: ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

Postby coldharvest » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:29 am

The problem isn't that they don't have a sense of humour it's that the stunned monkeys that we have keeping us safe would be confused and think that the stickers were real.
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Re: ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

Postby Caliban » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:40 am

DrakeS wrote:
if you must laugh, or lol, please cover your own mouth and stifle and do not disturb the people at your work station
or next door cubicle



Almost exactly that was said to me and my colleagues yesterday !!

An acting Sergeant (not actually carrying out that role as the sgt was in, so in effect the same rank as me -fuck all) came into our office and said he had heard us laughing away down the corridor while in the Bosses office and while he didn't think the chief superintendent had heard us we should keep it down. I responded that I was pretty certain police regulations didn't cover laughter so unless he could think of a better lawful order, what was his fucking point. He left. I spent the next forty minutes or so telling jokes and inanities to force my work mates to laugh. He didn't comeback in. Mission accomplished, another enemy made, but one that will not get promoted before I retire .

Yet another line on my very long list of why I hate the job I used to love. Fucking dullards
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Re: ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:58 am

DrakeS wrote:in Canada at least

Please click here

if you must laugh, or lol, please cover your own mouth and stifle and do not disturb the people at your work station
or next door cubicle




What the fook is a work station or a cubicle?
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Re: ATTENTION: This type of humor will not be tolerated

Postby Caliban » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:36 am

rickshaw92 wrote:
DrakeS wrote:in Canada at least

Please click here

if you must laugh, or lol, please cover your own mouth and stifle and do not disturb the people at your work station
or next door cubicle




What the fook is a work station or a cubicle?


Its a little fortress of solitude for office workers to hide their games of computer solitaire, and facefuck porn from their supervisors
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