Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

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Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby marie-angelique » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:32 pm

"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby coldharvest » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:42 pm

marie-angelique wrote:no, not from the Onion

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129851612

....all news is from the Onion nowadays.
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby marie-angelique » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:03 pm

coldharvest wrote:....all news is from the Onion nowadays.


of course, how silly of me.

can anyone find a photo of this thing? i can't find one....
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby Michael » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:24 pm

I have gotta get me one of those.
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby Caliban » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:15 pm

The side splitting fun and religious mayhem you could cause taking a load of these down to central America and not telling any of the buyers what it does. Your very own rapture !

You want a photo. Fixed that for ye

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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:33 pm

Cant help but wonder how ape shite the Muzzies would go if there was a mohamed toaster.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby marie-angelique » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:20 am

Caliban wrote:The side splitting fun and religious mayhem you could cause taking a load of these down to central America and not telling any of the buyers what it does. Your very own rapture !

You want a photo. Fixed that for ye

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I believe this is the prototype


that is just wrong in so many ways :)
thank you!
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby Caliban » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:33 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:Cant help but wonder how ape shite the Muzzies would go if there was a mohamed toaster.


Im sure the company could fix that for you, they are made by The Worldwide Ecumenical Infidel Blasphemer Toaster Company

marie-angelique wrote:
that is just wrong in so many ways :)
thank you!


Which ?The toaster or my anti christ money making plan
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Re: Vermont Company Offers Jesus Toaster

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:15 am

Caliban wrote:Which ?The toaster or my anti christ money making plan


yes.
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