The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA positions a satellite over the forest, they hire animal informants throughout the forest, they question everyone. After three months and one hundred million dollars they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
A FBI team goes in, after two weeks of no leads, they burn down the forest killing everything in it. They put out a press release saying that the rabbit was a child molester who started the fire.
Two LAPD street cops go into the forest. One hour later, they are dragging out a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling " Okay ! Okay ! I'm a rabbit ! I'm a rabbit"