drugs good, moral panic bad, people still stupid

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Sure it's old (Q: how old? A: so old Alanis Moriset could have included it in her ironic song) but hey: Wiki is funnier than the Onion

Two supposed victims of XTC that dropped a single tab and died.

OHNOSE!!!THEHUGEMANATEE!!!

But wait: turns out they both died due to water intoxication i.e. not contaminated h2o, just drinking so much of the stuff fish fukc in that your body can't handle it on a cellular level.

Remember that next time you hear a warning about the dangers of dehydration due to being on drugs.