alcoholic girls

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alcoholic girls

Postby Fansy » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:27 am

i havent dated/had sex with a non-alcoholic dependent/abuse girl in forever. if ever. whether during the thick of it, recovery, relapse, or sober period, its always there. these ppl suck.

on that note i sorta broke up with this other alcoholic chick that denies her problem and started frequenting the home of this new bartender chick who has been sober now for 4 years. shes pretty great. i think im gonna try to find the went-through-the-meetings ones for a bit now. its cheaper when you go out plus that they are willin to have sober sex with you even when youre drunk means they must really love you for bein such an amazin person.

friendlyskies you met/saw her at MM she was sittin on outside. btw i met freindlyskies it was pretty fun. this new chick tho cooks a lot too shes always inviting me over at 2 am after she gets off work to eat smoked salmon and baked ziti or some other recipe she either designed or refined. she also tells stories like all those ppl from the northern midwest where each story has like 15 people they give you no background abolut whats going on and refer to all 15 people by their first names as if you had any clue who they are or their relationships to each other.

yeah shes pretty great but if she freaks out like this last girl did then its gonna get bad cause she lives close an works at a bar right here and she could burn down my place if she wanted to or atleast come over with her gun and kill everything movin in a fit of crazy female rage. or maybe shed drink again and id feel bad for being a part of breakin her 4 year sober streak. but she cooks good mashed potatoes so imma see what happens next.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:40 pm

these ppl suck.



But do they swallow? The Flag wantsto know!
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Hitoru » Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:21 pm

The only problem I've had with alcoholic girls is that that they tend to piss in your bed while asleep.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby friendlyskies » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:05 am

Both those girls you had with you were fine as hell, and nice. If the non-alcoholic one can cook, well then. My sister totally has the hots for you, too, she would not shut up about how handsome you are. She was totally jealous that we're going to Afghanistan together jajaja. I have a feeling you have no problem pulling cougars, but if you needed one more I can hook you up.

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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Rapier09 » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:02 pm

If he can get that kind of action,what the fuck is he doing here?
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Chimborazo » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:07 pm

Rapier09 wrote:If he can get that kind of action,what the fuck is he doing here?


Giving you something to put in your wank bank.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:41 am

Hitoru wrote:The only problem I've had with alcoholic girls is that that they tend to piss in your bed while asleep.


Naw bra, it just means you hit the sweet spot.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Rapier09 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:29 am

Chimborazo wrote:
Rapier09 wrote:If he can get that kind of action,what the fuck is he doing here?


Giving you something to put in your wank bank.


It is the blood bank these days.

Still living in your dad's basement?
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Fansy » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:34 am

Rapier09 wrote:If he can get that kind of action,what the fuck is he doing here?


see sig u faggot
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Rapier09 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:07 am

All I am saying is give real life a chance,guy.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby coldharvest » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:06 am

Rapier09 wrote:All I am saying is give real life a chance,guy.

why the fuck do you post here fag, not getting enough at your California college?
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Rapier09 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:27 am

I post here because of my experiences in Iraq.

Now trot off somewhere else.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby coldharvest » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:44 am

Rapier09 wrote:I post here because of my experiences in Iraq.

Now trot off somewhere else.

Prove it.
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby Rapier09 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:50 am

Why in God's name would I lie about being there for 2 years?

Terribly sorry but given out that kind of personal info or even explaining shit like warning shots,streets that smelled of shit or shooting blanks at a buddy's funeral while over there.Giving him a funeral and then seeing his face on every stranger you'd see at the cafeteria.

Frankly after a while I meditated mostly,ordered a bunch of shit from amazon.com and I just let that money pile up on my account.

Oh fuck yeah,those were the times of my life.

Now my lil St.Peter anything else you care to ask me?
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Re: alcoholic girls

Postby coldharvest » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:07 am

....such a liar
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