Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

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Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby erwin » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:48 pm

THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.

The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.

Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped pink sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a buck's party celebration to farewell friend Peter Rolih's bachelorhood.

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih's wedding nearly three weeks after being donged by the artificial dong.

The darting dildo drama unfolded in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane on December 28.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.

He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after a while and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests.

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Mr Skumavc said those who had seen the infamous ping pong ball scene in the Australian film Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would know how the party trick worked.

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

"It wasn't a strong shot (when it hit me in the head)," he said.

"It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.

"She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other.

"Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding.

"It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

"She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

"I don't have a massive experience with dildos," he said.

The scars left by the offending object have since healed but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

"People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury)," he said.

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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby Caliban » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:06 pm

One hell of a way to stop a riot
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby coldharvest » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:53 am

Caliban wrote:One hell of a way to stop a riot

I think that knowing female PC's could be firing baton rounds out of their fannies would actualy make me go to a riot.
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby Caliban » Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:11 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Caliban wrote:One hell of a way to stop a riot

I think that knowing female PC's could be firing baton rounds out of their fannies would actualy make me go to a riot.



Are you sure? Have you seen the state of some of them ?
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby coldharvest » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:51 pm

Caliban wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
Caliban wrote:One hell of a way to stop a riot

I think that knowing female PC's could be firing baton rounds out of their fannies would actualy make me go to a riot.



Are you sure? Have you seen the state of some of them ?

Big ugly girls with fists like hams need love too.
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby Caliban » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:55 pm

coldharvest wrote:Big ugly girls with fists like hams need love too.


Usually with each other. Policing has often been a natural progression for ladies who wear sensible shoes
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby AztecDave » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:55 am

did he keep the oblect in question?
The real Army, composed entirely of young enthusiasts in camouflage uniforms, from whom impossible efforts would be demanded and to whom all sorts of tricks would be taught. That's the army in which I should like to fight.”
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Re: Exotic dancer's flying dildo injures best man

Postby rogerx » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:04 am

coldharvest wrote:
Caliban wrote:One hell of a way to stop a riot

I think that knowing female PC's could be firing baton rounds out of their fannies would actualy make me go to a riot.



Baton riot? hmmmmm.
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