I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

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I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby Woodsman » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:29 pm

This thing told me so:

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

All I did is have a look at this site:

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

and put my taxpayer debt figure of (-127,999) in the first and here I am, the least wealthy person on earth!

Now for those who say there is no really poor people in USA - you can go cut cane! - 'cuz I'm mo broker than anyone.
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby Tacos » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:39 pm

I find it hard to believe you make $10,000.
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby Woodsman » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:02 pm

Tacos wrote:I find it hard to believe you make $10,000.


LOL - I don't make anywhere near that much in real world value.

Don't forget, that $127k taxpayer debt is compounding...since I don't have any feasible way to pay it.

:-)

What is the PNV of a debt that grows at that rate if considered to grow into perpetuity?

I could actually figure that out, but I'm really not that bored - I'm pretty sure it would dwarf anything that is realistic to be earning in this country.

The third world is in fact, FAR more wealthy than the U.S. citizen if "real world" values are used...but in fact, so long as this fake economy stays in power (the wizard of oz), the U.S. citizen will seem wealthy beyond belief.

I know of one country that would certainly be considered third world, yet is in fact more wealthy than any current country considered on that website, real or fake economy wise. Why? Because it earns more than it spends (rare in these days).
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Postby Caliban » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:39 pm

You realise that having used that site they now know where you live and where you leave your wallet when you're drunk
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:39 am

Caliban wrote:You realise that having used that site they now know where you live and where you leave your wallet when you're drunk


That's the fun part is that they *DON'T* know where I live...(non-traditional non-static IP addy.), and even if they knew, they'd get lost using GPS directions. Even If they get lucky, they will meet princess fu fu:

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and if they managed to get by fu fu, then they have to deal with my wife:

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Nobody gets by the wife.
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby suwon fish » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:28 am

I'm also dirt poor with a dog that's a lethal weapon. Hell, I'm scared to feed her in case I lose a hand!

It's a small world!

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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:04 am

suwon fish wrote:I'm also dirt poor with a dog that's a lethal weapon. Hell, I'm scared to feed her in case I lose a hand!

It's a small world!

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is that really your doggie - so cute!

i had a dog that size. he was a killer! he knew just how to nip at the back of your knee - lol.
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby suwon fish » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:54 am

marie-angelique wrote: is that really your doggie - so cute!

i had a dog that size. he was a killer! he knew just how to nip at the back of your knee - lol.


She really is. Cookie's just over a year old now but that picture may be a few months old. I wanted a labrador, the wife wanted an American cocker spaniel. Yeah, you can see who the boss is in my house ^^
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Re: I am the 798,928,823rd richest person in the world!

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:13 am

the good news is they eat less and make smaller poops, easier to pick up :)

it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
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