People think I'm Robert De Niro

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People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:25 pm

One of our city councellors walked up to me with his wife and swore that I was De Niro...which is kind of weird. That's the third time in about a dozen years that's happened. Lucky me I guess. De Niro is not a dweeb...and asshole maybe but that's ok. I've told them people think I'm Alec Baldwin and these people said nope...definitely De Niro. No wonder I attract gangsters like flies to shit. Why don't women fling themselves at my feet though?

Am I bragging?

meh...so what?

I got better cheekbones than De Niro to boot.

What has this got to do with the BFC? It's for Swain...so he knows who to look for in a couple of weeks.
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Re: People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby Caliban » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:18 am

How rediculous. Al Pacino yes, but Robert De Niro !?




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Re: People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby Kurt » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:07 pm

I did some freelance work a while back for a non-profit that converted regular magazines into braille for use by the blind.

Back when Brad Pitt was in the news alot, I was asked that my face be a relief model for Pitt's. The "photography" department said I really felt like Brad Pitt.

Blind gossip magazines are a pretty harsh gig.
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Re: People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:58 pm

Then you are probably someone that a lot of people would want to make love to.
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Re: People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby coldharvest » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:03 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:Then you are probably someone that a lot of people would want to make love to.

I could barely keep my hands off of him
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Re: People think I'm Robert De Niro

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:15 pm

Only because love is blind,Kurt...only because love is blind.
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