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Re: bath salts

Postby Fansy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:38 pm

i took a shit in a bathtub once try to reabsorb that shit rectally
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Re: bath salts

Postby Mikethehack » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:40 pm

Bath salts? Jump in the bloody ocean, for feck's sake.
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Re: bath salts

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:34 pm

I'm pretty sure anyone that actually tried to bathe in that shit will not receive the outcome they might be hoping for.
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Re: bath salts

Postby gnaruki » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:10 pm

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/bath-salts-dea-announces-emergency-ban/story?id=14467134

Oh dear. So thats what happened. I gotta get that CCTV footage!
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Re: bath salts

Postby gnaruki » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:26 pm

Texas Carnie Roadshow wrote:I'm pretty sure anyone that actually tried to bathe in that shit will not receive the outcome they might be hoping for.


Depends on if it was slipped in or the person willing took it.

Sad how some of these kids just follow laws and think alcohol is bad when you're a minor but these 'bath salts' are ok because its legal.
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Re: bath salts

Postby marie-angelique » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:43 pm

kilroy wrote:
dronelebeau wrote:some says it can be used rectally lol.. can you imagine that?


anything absorbs into your body/bloodstream via intestinal lining can be 'used' that way, alcohol included. doesn't make it a good idea, of course.


i've heard that if you really want to fuck your shit up, give yourself a vodka enema.
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Re: bath salts

Postby shivers » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:48 pm

marie-angelique wrote:
kilroy wrote:
dronelebeau wrote:some says it can be used rectally lol.. can you imagine that?


anything absorbs into your body/bloodstream via intestinal lining can be 'used' that way, alcohol included. doesn't make it a good idea, of course.


i've heard that if you really want to fuck your shit up, give yourself a vodka enema.


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Re: bath salts

Postby Woodsman » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:44 pm

Epsom oh yeahhhhhhh!
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Re: bath salts

Postby gnaruki » Sun May 20, 2012 3:53 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylenedioxypyrovalerone

Fuck. WTF was in that cigarette a bummed last January probably the shit above. I know there was more than tobacco in it. If thats what I was given it was like mdma, pcp, a small dose of mushrooms and meth all at once. Not a pleasant experience.
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Re: bath salts

Postby swordpoint9 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:16 am

Take Bath salts eat you friends face off !
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