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Postby Shining Eye » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:46 am

Couple allegedly has sex at the Alamo
October 11, 2004

SAN ANTONIO -- Tourists at the Alamo saw something besides historical exhibits at the shrine of Texas independence. A couple who witnesses say were having sex Sunday at the downtown mission landed in jail, according to police.


An Alamo security officer caught the two having sexual intercourse near a public viewing area about 5:30 p.m., a police report stated.

The report said Kristine Nissel, 18, and Matthew Hotard, 19, were partially clad when the officer apprehended them after several tourists watched the couple and became upset.

The pair, both active-duty members of the 232nd Medical Battalion stationed at Fort Sam Houston, were charged with public lewdness, according to the San Antonio Express-News' Monday editions. Bond was set for each at $800.
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oh man

Postby Tracker » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:46 pm

Their CO's going to have THEIR ASSES in a major way! There's stupid, and then there's STUPID!

What those two did was insult TEXANS, and that goes NO Where good.....ESPECIALLY at such 'haloed ground' as the Alamo is to San Antonians...

They just wrote their tickets to hell in the US ARMY!
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Postby Prodigal Son » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:47 pm

Were they bumping and grinding to the tune of Davy Crockett's fiddle?
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Postby Big Duke 6 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:05 pm

LOL - remember when Ozzy pissed on it?

Damn man....I was asleep when this happened. I knew I should have gone downtown that day....

Another funny aside is that Sat/Sun is usually when all the newly graduated boot camp recruits from Lackland are taking their families around town to see San Antonio and as you might guess the Alamo is a favorite spot. Have been funny if the MPs came to get them and all these family members are seeing two military folks being escorted away for boning in memorium of Custer.
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Postby Buzzsaw » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:21 pm

Did they think they weren't going to get caught? Couldn't they have found a remote hall at Rivercenter or an empty room in the Convention Center? The ladies room at Mad Dogs is a fairly popular spot. Or the upper floor at Menger Bar.
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Postby DawnC71 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:44 pm

Damn man....I was asleep when this happened. I knew I should have gone downtown that day....




Dont worry man...I am sure some tourist will have the video out on the internet any day now.
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Postby Lunatock » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:09 pm

Big Duke 6 wrote:LOL - remember when Ozzy pissed on it?

Damn man....I was asleep when this happened. I knew I should have gone downtown that day....

Another funny aside is that Sat/Sun is usually when all the newly graduated boot camp recruits from Lackland are taking their families around town to see San Antonio and as you might guess the Alamo is a favorite spot. Have been funny if the MPs came to get them and all these family members are seeing two military folks being escorted away for boning in memorium of Custer.


Oh yes. But he "lucked out" and was only punished under Texas state law. Banned from the Lone Star State for a decade or so.
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Postby Buzzsaw » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:20 pm

Actually, Ozzy was banned from performing at any San Antonio facility for about fifteen years, long after he had issued a public apology. In that interim period, he had to perform at crappy venues outside the city. After his mea culpa and claims of youthful, intoxicated indiscretion, he has since been welcomed back.
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:03 pm

Well, I did always think "Fuck Texas."
That's just some funny shit.
And leave it to people from Sam Houston, seeing as I believe that is the army base with the best girl/guy ratio.
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