Food is for pussies

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Food is for pussies

Postby Kurt » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:02 pm

http://www.breatharian.com/

You may thank me later.

http://www.breatharian.com/immortalityworkshop.html

If this works you will have plenty of time to thank me.

But your cell phone WILL attack you.

http://www.breatharian.com/pictures.html

and the best quote from the site:

DO YOU KNOW THE BASE FREQUENCY OF THE DOUBLE-QUARTER-POUNDER WITH CHEESE MEAL FROM MCDONALD AND DIET COKE?
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby Mikethehack » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:16 pm

I think I might have met that prick in a bar somewhere....

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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby Woodsman » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:24 pm

Congrats! You found a real winner there.

Over 10 years ago, I heard of people who claimed you didn't need to eat at all, that all necessary nutrition would come in by way of the air you breathe. There has been nutty people who believe nutty things for a very long time...and so it continues...

I COULD FEEL LARGE AMOUNTS OF MERCURY AND LEAD POISONING FROM MY TEEN YEARS WHEN LEAD WAS USED FREELY IN PAINTS AND GASOLINE FOR THE AUTOMOBILE. THE MERCURY WAS MOSTLY FROM THE TOOTH FILLINGS THAT WERE POISONING ME FOR YEARS.


Lead is a known cns damaging agent. Obviously, this guys cognitive functioning has failed. Maybe due to all this lead poisoning, but chances are better that he is just off his rocker.
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:59 pm

...but does he think that pussy is for pussies?....and I'm not talking teen lesbians here.
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby kilroy » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:11 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:I'm not talking teen lesbians here.


then the real question is why not?
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby LechoZX » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:25 am

Mass cult suicide by starvation?
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby gnaruki » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:35 am

Or try this guy. He charges around 72 bucks an hour to stare at you.

http://www.braco.net/
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby coldharvest » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:02 am

gnaruki wrote:Or try this guy. He charges around 72 bucks an hour to stare at you.

http://www.braco.net/

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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby Michael » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:46 pm

Owner of the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas says he's doing a public service by battling the scourge of anorexia...my kind of place.
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Re: Food is for pussies

Postby LechoZX » Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:04 am

"Everyone needs to eat. I once heard of a man who baffled scientists with his reputed ability to forego eating for years on end, and well, that man is now dead. And I can't imagine less fun party guest. Some people say it's a drag to have to feed yourself, but plain and simple, those people are douchebags."

- What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life's Everyday Question (in 50 F*@#ing Recipes) by Zach Golden.
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