As it's Christmas this month....

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As it's Christmas this month....

Postby Royal » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:21 pm

As it's Christmas this month...for sum of us,
you guys can say:

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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Re: As it's Christmas this month....

Postby nowonmai » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:14 am

Royal wrote:As it's Christmas this month...for sum of us,
you guys can say:

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
Hehe, here's some more,
21. Oh yes baby, that's right, masturbate my penis vigorously until I ejaculate on your breasts.
22. Oh baby I'm going to insert my penis in your vagina and thrust rhythmically until such time as I ejaculate, if you're quick you may achieve orgasm before me, if not then I'm afraid you'll have to self stimulate afterwards because once I've climaxed I really can't be bothered to stir the soup down there any more. Not for an hour or so anyway. Ideally to be on the safe side you should just masturbate beforehand to get it out of the way.
23. Oh baby you look so nasty that I think that perhaps you may be one of those girls who accepts penile penetration of your anal sphincter on the first date.


Not sure I have the hang of this
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