Jesus Christ Action Figure Playset

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Jesus Christ Action Figure Playset

Postby Prodigal Son » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:59 am

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/

I played this and I just can't stop laughing. Too bad there aren't Isaac and Abraham, Buddha, or Mohhamed action figures you can buy.
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:06 am

Damn, it's blocked from here.
I remember seeing in a magazine a few years back about how this guy had made a couple action figures, like the Pope, Ayatollah, whatever they call the head rabbi, and so forth. He made the figures, their packaging, and I believe he made up the brand company he called the "Jesus Christ Superstore."
It was a wonderful thing. I hope I'll be able to find something on it again.
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Postby Prodigal Son » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:07 am

Even Better -- there is a real 10-figure set you can buy?

http://www.trainupachild.com/cgi-bin/sh ... =531807070
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Postby Prodigal Son » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:16 am

I was wrong...apparently you can get Buddhist, Jewish, Hindu, and Muslim action figures too!

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:25 am

Found the superstore. Sorry, but this is gonna be big.
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It also says they were sold out of Ganeesh, Jehovah, Moses. Apparently they are real, and for sale, but since the originals were handmade, and so forth, they are currently looking for manufacturers.
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Postby unklenastie » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:02 am

I wonder if these things would actually sell. I would probably buy them just because. Thats pretty funny.
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Postby haganah » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:24 pm

If I make a dead palestinian women and children and men action figure playset will you guys buy it?
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Postby Toasty McGrath » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:54 pm

Too bad the Jihadist didn't have a canister vest...

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Postby Hayduke » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:22 pm

I'm the proud ower of a Jesus action figure. For some strange reason it's made with little wheels on the bottom so it can roll. Other figures available include Sigmund Freud, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, The Librarian, and a Barista from Starbucks. Oh yeah, there's a Mark Twain figure too. I've already got the Librarian, this one and Jesus look pretty good on my desk next to my Joey Ramone bobble head. Alot of you folks would probably go for the Barista, she's wearing capri pants- always a hot subject at the BFC!
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