by Caliban » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:35 pm
Awesome !
I remember a local criminal, Bernard Spratt was his name, smacked off his tits driving a stolen car being chased and missing his left turn decided to take the next left turn.... straight into our Police station yard, wrote off about three cars, abandoned it and ran around the station yard clueless as to how get over the razor wired 10 foot walls, trying to figure out where he was. The custody Sgt opend the door to the charge room across the carpark and shouted "Bernard, this way, you can get out this way..." "Needless to say he called the sgt for all the bastards and cunts going when he realised where he was. The cctv footage was the funniest thing.
Some galoots are fucking priceless.
"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?" Snoopy