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Would I win?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:46 pm

If I promised every man and woman in America an American made AK47 variant if I ran for POTUS?
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Re: Would I win?

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:35 pm

No...but you would come in as a very close second to the winner of the Republican nomination.
To win POTUS you would have to do something that gave people instant gratification for life...continual gratification if you will...culminating with a massive orgasm just prior to the moment of death. Unlimited free Big Macs might do the trick.
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Re: Would I win?

Postby Mikethehack » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:22 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:Unlimited free Big Macs might do the trick.


Lanky for President!!!
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