Daily Mail man of the Year

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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby Fansy » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:43 pm

nowonmai wrote:
Mikethehack wrote:
Caliban wrote:
flipflop wrote:Might be up again this summer, job permitting, will be hanging on one with the lads, I'll give you a shout

Cheers


First class. I always turn up to the public opening of a wallet in a pub


Going to be handing out more fines, are we?
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so you're hopin to attend as well, eh?
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby nowonmai » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:31 am

Fansy wrote:so you're hopin to attend as well, eh?


Yeah, I'll be the fat bloke by the fruit machine with a sovereing ring. Known as fat wanker to my friends - just step up and make yourself known; I'll be sure to say hello.
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby Fansy » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:14 am

i dont talk to fat ppl. esp fat old people. so whatever your funny misident joke was, it wont work. and lose some fucking weight anyways.
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby flipflop » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:38 am

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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby nowonmai » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:05 am

Fansy in bar: "Hi ppl. Wd lk br pse."

Barmaid:"WTF?"
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Postby el3so » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:50 pm

Testosterone in this thread is so thick one could slice it and sell it by the pound.

Best put a plate in your pants Fansy and show them senior citizens what binge drinking is all about.
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby Fansy » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:05 am

i actually dont ever get to drink but like a few beers anymore. its been like months since ive had liquor wtf. i havent teetoled like this since i was mormon.
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby Caliban » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:31 pm

Mikethehack wrote:
nowonmai wrote:
Mikethehack wrote:
Going to be handing out more fines, are we?
Her majesty's plod. Tax collectors by any other name. So crap we can't even call it a protection racket.


Nah, Caliban was police intelligence (snicker) so by the end of the evening he'll give us a 50% probability steer on which person in the pub is the barman. He'll then spend the rest of the next day filling out his overtime sheets out of habit before he remembers he's retired.



LOL! Brilliant!


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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby nowonmai » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:53 pm

Wondering when you'd bite. You love it really.
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Re: Daily Mail man of the Year

Postby Caliban » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:26 pm

nowonmai wrote:Wondering when you'd bite. You love it really.


I only miss the violence.

And Im the other fat old geezer by the fruit machine.
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