Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby gnaruki » Fri May 11, 2012 2:30 pm

Are these the slow type zombies? Just sit around with a .22 and a silencer practicing head shots.

Although I would have dug a secret escape tunnel beyond the fields already. WHATS THIS THE EXIT IS OVER-RUN?

Quickly! Run to the power wheels and burn out. Dodge the zombies and head to the nearest secret enclave of rednecks and hope you don't get buttfucked or shot while pleading for safety.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri May 11, 2012 2:45 pm

I would use the Ion canon I managed to salvage from the Hoth system.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Woodsman » Fri May 11, 2012 3:12 pm

Ultra Swain wrote:I would use the Ion canon I managed to salvage from the Hoth system.


What is the Hoth system?
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby gnaruki » Mon May 14, 2012 6:28 am

Woodsman wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:I would use the Ion canon I managed to salvage from the Hoth system.


What is the Hoth system?


Ice plains north of tattooine.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Ultra Swain » Thu May 17, 2012 10:15 am

gnaruki wrote:
Woodsman wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:I would use the Ion canon I managed to salvage from the Hoth system.


What is the Hoth system?


Ice plains north of tattooine.


It's a whole different solar system numb nuts! JEEZ!
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Super Max » Fri May 18, 2012 6:38 am

In this case I think it would be time to arm the trebuchet.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Mikethehack » Fri May 18, 2012 7:26 am

I'd surround my bunker with huge speakers, amped up to produce 250 decibels of death metal and turn it up to 11.
Cos 11 is higher than 10.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby db36046 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:05 pm

With all the real-life enemies out there who really would kill me if I gave them half a chance, I find it difficult to get interested in a hypothetical zombie attack.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:39 am

db36046 wrote:With all the real-life enemies out there who really would kill me if I gave them half a chance, I find it difficult to get interested in a hypothetical zombie attack.


maybe you should try being a bit nicer to people?
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Hitoru » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 am

What, I should be nice to gangsters and thugs ?
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:26 am

Hitoru wrote:What, I should be nice to gangsters and thugs ?


oh jesus, where did I say that? What's his name said there were a ton of people who wanted to kill him, So maybe being nice would lessen that number. Now holster your vagina.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Hitoru » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:28 pm

Oh, ok uncle swine, I'll leave all the flippant remarks to you as it's your exclusive domain.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Ultra Swain » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:31 am

Thats all I get? I was hoping for an all caps EAT A BAG OF DICKS! now I just feel bad.
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby swordpoint9 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:01 am

Arm Myself with My little Pony ,and fly to the cloud of safety !
Hit it with your purse!!!
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Re: Right choice to survive the zombie apocolypse

Postby Detroit_Pierogi » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:27 am

Woodsman,
I would play, but I can't shoot. (or I have yet to learn to, rather). I also have 20/400 vision in my right eye, which cannot be corrected. And I am right handed. So I would have to learn to shoot lefty on the fly. As the situation posed would be challenging to people with lots of skill and experience, I think I would be hosed - at least if I took that approach. if I try to pick a long arm and use it as you would, I'm toast in no time. Sorry to be all pragmatic.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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