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RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby nowonmai » Sun May 13, 2012 10:47 pm

How come this one gets knocked up in 5 minutes and we still haven't got a RIP forum despite the clear democratic mandate for one?
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby Kurt » Sun May 13, 2012 10:59 pm

nowonmai wrote:How come this one gets knocked up in 5 minutes and we still haven't got a RIP forum despite the clear democratic mandate for one?


Because I am a cock.

And configuring that one is gonna be a bit more tricky.

And this one was more fun to anticipate. I am not a man who says "Oh Boy! I cannot wait to see what is next on the memorial forum!"

A very tacky idea would be to have a "death pool" on the Memorial Forum.
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby Dr. V » Mon May 14, 2012 6:28 am

And because, before Kurt can build it, I have to set out how exactly it will work and I've been a bit busy traipsing round the Middle East and Greece, bad time of year to be doing extra things.

It will probably be a few more weeks at least.
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby nowonmai » Mon May 14, 2012 9:42 am

vlindsay wrote:And because, before Kurt can build it, I have to set out how exactly it will work and I've been a bit busy traipsing round the Middle East and Greece, bad time of year to be doing extra things.

It will probably be a few more weeks at least.


Sounds to me like you are unable to discharge the functions of a moderator and should hand over to someone else. Grateful if you could inform us of the selection procedure so we can all have a fair crack of the whip.
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby coldharvest » Mon May 14, 2012 2:20 pm

I have to set out how exactly it will work

......in what way pray tell?
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby Caliban » Mon May 14, 2012 2:45 pm

Kurt wrote:
nowonmai wrote:
A very tacky idea would be to have a "death pool" on the Memorial Forum.



ooh I don't know, I'd vote for it. I'd put me in my "ten most likely "too
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby Kurt » Mon May 14, 2012 2:50 pm

Caliban wrote:
Kurt wrote:
nowonmai wrote:
A very tacky idea would be to have a "death pool" on the Memorial Forum.



ooh I don't know, I'd vote for it. I'd put me in my "ten most likely "too


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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby Mikethehack » Mon May 14, 2012 6:23 pm

nowonmai wrote:so we can all have a fair crack of the whip.


Admit it, you want an S&M section for you and your goth girlfriends.

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Btw, I'm all for a dead pool. I have met enough flaggers (Roddy, Rafaele and RR3) who snuffed it, to want to be able to collect some coin from this place.
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Postby el3so » Mon May 14, 2012 9:46 pm

This should be merged with the History forum.
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Re: RIP Stillborn RIP Forum

Postby nowonmai » Fri May 18, 2012 7:22 pm

Mikethehack wrote:Btw, I'm all for a dead pool. I have met enough flaggers (Roddy, Rafaele and RR3) who snuffed it, to want to be able to collect some coin from this place.


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