BFC Sex Survey

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How many posters from the BFC have you got it on with?

None but it's not through lack of trying and first chance I get I'm going to nail (insert screenname here)
8
33%
None because I just don't do that sort of thing
5
21%
One
1
4%
Two
0
No votes
Three
0
No votes
Four
1
4%
Five or more
4
17%
None but Mikethehack once dryhumped my leg in a bar in Drogheda before I realised what was happening, does that count?
5
21%
 
Total votes : 24

BFC Sex Survey

Postby nowonmai » Sat May 19, 2012 1:03 am

I believe that kissing behind the bikesheds or unrequited lust is leading to ripples of discontent on this board so want to get to the bottom of it with an academic survey so, be honest, how many people who post on the BFC have you had sexual relations with (Bill Clinton excuses don't apply)?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby shivers » Sat May 19, 2012 1:09 am

Maybe. How the fuck would I know?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby RYP » Sat May 19, 2012 4:00 am

Mike the Hack gets more ass than train station toilet seat.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby AztecDave » Sat May 19, 2012 8:43 am

sure it's not the same ass?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby gnaruki » Sat May 19, 2012 10:38 am

These are hard choices. Does making girls wear my Mr. DP paper mache skull in bed count?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Mikethehack » Sat May 19, 2012 2:41 pm

RYP wrote:Mike the Hack gets more ass than train station toilet seat.


How much ass I get in train station toilets is none of your business, and stop trying to offer your services as my pimp.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby LechoZX » Sun May 20, 2012 5:14 am

Can't even think of anybody on here worth doing. Well besides Fansy.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Sun May 20, 2012 5:35 am

what i can't figure out is why you would even care?

does it count as one if i diddle myself?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby AztecDave » Sun May 20, 2012 6:28 am

marie-angelique wrote:what i can't figure out is why you would even care?

does it count as one if i diddle myself?



yes, if it was satisfying.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Osiris » Sun May 20, 2012 3:32 pm

Mikethehack wrote:
RYP wrote:Mike the Hack gets more ass than train station toilet seat.


How much ass I get in train station toilets is none of your business, and stop trying to offer your services as my pimp.


He's not a pimp, he's a love broker. Some of his business cards say "Romance Consultant".
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby kilroy » Sun May 20, 2012 3:50 pm

i have a feeling that the vast majority of the female posters here are hot, and that i would do all of them at once given the opportunity. however, as i'm ugly and obnoxious i'm not gonna go holding my breath.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby bfcadmin » Sun May 20, 2012 4:35 pm

WTF??? I thought shagging Flaggers was part of the job description.

Least that's what MTH told me while he was backing me into a disabled toilet in Dubai airport.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Sun May 20, 2012 5:08 pm

shivers wrote:Maybe. How the fuck would I know?


best answer. ever.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Jäeger » Sun May 20, 2012 5:39 pm

For nearly all the flagettes I've met and haven't nailed, I wish I had. We have some class broads on here. Way too good for all the degenerates and bitch boys that make up majority of the BFC, so they are.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon May 21, 2012 4:36 am

marie-angelique wrote:does it count as one if i diddle myself?


You can add a +1 to that because you were probably thinking of me at the time. ;)
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