BFC Sex Survey

Expectorate your wit here.

How many posters from the BFC have you got it on with?

None but it's not through lack of trying and first chance I get I'm going to nail (insert screenname here)
8
33%
None because I just don't do that sort of thing
5
21%
One
1
4%
Two
0
No votes
Three
0
No votes
Four
1
4%
Five or more
4
17%
None but Mikethehack once dryhumped my leg in a bar in Drogheda before I realised what was happening, does that count?
5
21%
 
Total votes : 24

Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Kurt » Mon May 21, 2012 4:49 am

Ultra Swain wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:does it count as one if i diddle myself?


You can add a +1 to that because you were probably thinking of me at the time. ;)


When doesn't the self-diddle have your image in it?

Sorta like this

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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Mon May 21, 2012 5:00 am

Ultra Swain wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:does it count as one if i diddle myself?


You can add a +1 to that because you were probably thinking of me at the time. ;)


oh crap. and now i can't change my vote.



and fwiw. as a bona fide math geek. i just know some of you are lying. haha :)
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby shivers » Mon May 21, 2012 5:04 am

I once saw a businessman who had more or less made a career of traveling to DPs. Maybe he is here. If so, hi there! I hope you and yours are well, and that you've avoided any fallout from the various area brothel busts in the years since we met.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon May 21, 2012 5:05 am

marie-angelique wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:does it count as one if i diddle myself?


You can add a +1 to that because you were probably thinking of me at the time. ;)


oh crap. and now i can't change my vote.



and fwiw. as a bona fide math geek. i just know some of you are lying. haha :)


Let's be diplomatic and not call it lying let's call it a rounding error.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Mon May 21, 2012 5:08 am

Ultra Swain wrote:Let's be diplomatic and not call it lying let's call it a rounding error.


agreed, and assuredly the rounding, was up.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon May 21, 2012 3:51 pm

One.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Mon May 21, 2012 4:36 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:One.


who?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon May 21, 2012 4:42 pm

Exactly.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon May 21, 2012 4:45 pm

The key is ensconced within one of the states of the union.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Detroit_Pierogi » Mon May 21, 2012 4:47 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:The key is ensconced within one of the states of the union.


The key ?

Are you The Key Master or The Gate Keeper ?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Hitoru » Mon May 21, 2012 10:28 pm

marie-angelique wrote:what i can't figure out is why you would even care?

does it count as one if i diddle myself?


Only if a flagger was watching.
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby marie-angelique » Tue May 22, 2012 12:16 am

Hitoru wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:what i can't figure out is why you would even care?

does it count as one if i diddle myself?


Only if a flagger was watching.


so like, not in the mirror?
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby Hitoru » Tue May 22, 2012 2:51 am

You got me, I guess I left out "another".
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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby coldharvest » Tue May 22, 2012 4:10 am

Ultra Swain wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:does it count as one if i diddle myself?


You can add a +1 to that because you were probably thinking of me at the time. ;)

...don't we all?
marie-angelique wrote:
Hitoru wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:what i can't figure out is why you would even care?

does it count as one if i diddle myself?


Only if a flagger was watching.


so like, not in the mirror?

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Re: BFC Sex Survey

Postby swordpoint9 » Tue May 22, 2012 7:16 am

Wow now, Flag sex ? 'that has to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse . I have not a care who is shagging or Buggering who . If I have scrogged a female flagger it was without knowledge . I just do not quite get the whole Voyeurism thing ...
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