I love it when SPAMMERS

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I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby Kurt » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:21 am

try out their spam software for the first time and make posts in the "report post" field.

One fellow also gave his try at English in one of those "reports"

Hi. I on numerous ocnsoiacs scan this forum. This is the head culture unequivocal to ask a ridiculous.How multifarious in this forum are references progressive behind, artful users?Can I worthiness all the advice that there is?
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Re: I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby coldharvest » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:54 pm

Hi. I on numerous ocnsoiacs scan this forum. This is the head culture unequivocal to ask a ridiculous.How multifarious in this forum are references progressive behind, artful users?Can I worthiness all the advice that there is?

I would love to be able to speak that at people
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Re: I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:33 pm

Now THAT is a poet's soul.
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Re: I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby Kurt » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:32 am

Progressive Behind is a wonderful term. Much better than Jumbo Shrimp.
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Re: I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby Fansy » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:29 pm

you can do it if you schizo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia
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Re: I love it when SPAMMERS

Postby Kurt » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:17 am

Fansy wrote:you can do it if you schizo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia


That dude who shot that wee Congresswoman a while back was obsessed with the government toying with the definitions of words. Not quite schizophasia but in a similar "family" of the illness I think.
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