So.... quick question

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Re: So.... quick question

Postby JITW » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:33 pm

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Re: So.... quick question

Postby coldharvest » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:05 pm

JITW wrote:Every time you fags start a thread about that Cunt you know it puts a smile from one old wrinkled ear to the other


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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:44 pm

"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby shivers » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:25 am

Sri Lanky wrote:"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?


Not on Thanksgiving, no.
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Kurt » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:51 pm

shivers wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?


Not on Thanksgiving, no.


I recall the true identity of everyone at Thanksgiving. Except that guy in my bathtub wearing the mask.

But masked man in the tub? Live and let live is what I say. He was gone in the morning.
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Bobby Sands » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:33 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?


You don't have to ask for extra napkins at da Bell. We have napkin dispensers. Yes, it costs us more to have unlimited napkins available to our customers, but customer satisfaction is our number one priority.

So, go ahead, order an extra burrito. If it's a 5-napkin burrito for you, then take 5 napkins and enjoy! You have to admit, it's great value, and it tastes great too!
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:15 pm

Bobby Sands wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?


You don't have to ask for extra napkins at da Bell. We have napkin dispensers. Yes, it costs us more to have unlimited napkins available to our customers, but customer satisfaction is our number one priority.

So, go ahead, order an extra burrito. If it's a 5-napkin burrito for you, then take 5 napkins and enjoy! You have to admit, it's great value, and it tastes great too!


Fuck me but I wish we had Taco Bell in London.
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby LechoZX » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:17 pm

Bobby Sands wrote:
You don't have to ask for extra napkins at da Bell. We have napkin dispensers. Yes, it costs us more to have unlimited napkins available to our customers, but customer satisfaction is our number one priority.

So, go ahead, order an extra burrito. If it's a 5-napkin burrito for you, then take 5 napkins and enjoy! You have to admit, it's great value, and it tastes great too!


Hey, I've always wondered. Do you get to drink Baja Blast Mt Dew at home?
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Bobby Sands » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:47 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:
Bobby Sands wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:"I had no fucking clue that I met Bobby Sands in real life"

You guys don't remember that time in Taco Bell when you asked for extra napkins?


You don't have to ask for extra napkins at da Bell. We have napkin dispensers. Yes, it costs us more to have unlimited napkins available to our customers, but customer satisfaction is our number one priority.

So, go ahead, order an extra burrito. If it's a 5-napkin burrito for you, then take 5 napkins and enjoy! You have to admit, it's great value, and it tastes great too!


Fuck me but I wish we had Taco Bell in London.


If everyone in the world had access to more Taco Bell, the world would be a better place. No two countries with Taco Bells have ever fought wars against each other (that one's for Kurt).

Yes, everyone complains that English food sucks. Your island nation would be much blessed to join the civilized nations that enjoy Taco Bell.
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Bobby Sands » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:54 pm

LechoZX wrote:
Bobby Sands wrote:
You don't have to ask for extra napkins at da Bell. We have napkin dispensers. Yes, it costs us more to have unlimited napkins available to our customers, but customer satisfaction is our number one priority.

So, go ahead, order an extra burrito. If it's a 5-napkin burrito for you, then take 5 napkins and enjoy! You have to admit, it's great value, and it tastes great too!


Hey, I've always wondered. Do you get to drink Baja Blast Mt Dew at home?


Yes, if I fill my discounted employee meal cup with Baja Blast, I can take it home with me. The tricky thing for me is: I ride home on my vintage Mongoose BMX... it's hard to balance a 20 ounce cup while riding home. When I do a late shift and mom picks me up in her SUV, then it's smooth sailing... so long as I am in the mood for Mountain Dew after midnight.
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby RYP » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:45 pm

Doing the Dew on a Mongoose


you must be radical dude

Is your really name "Danny Radical"

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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Bobby Sands » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:40 pm

RYP wrote:Doing the Dew on a Mongoose


you must be radical dude


Nah, I'm not that radical. But, I did own a pair of checkered Vans years and years ago:

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I don't think it makes me radical... trendy and tasteless perhaps, but not radical.
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Re: So.... quick question

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Re: So.... quick question

Postby Buzzsaw » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:03 am

This was a "quick question"?
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Re: So.... quick question

Postby coldharvest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:26 am

Buzzsaw wrote:This was a "quick question"?

I guess we're lucky the fucker doesn't spread to 30 pages.
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