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WANKERS, WANKERS, FUCKING WANKERS

Postby Q » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:21 pm

Fucking airsofters and mall ninjas. Motherfucking cocksucking bastard cunt fucks make it 100x harder getting the kit one needs for you know, actually doing the shit they pretend to do, for real.

Die in a fire. Cunts.
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Postby Woodsman » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:33 am

Airsofter called, says he has an ar15 mag for sale cheap $100 food you only Q
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Postby coldharvest » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm

Woodsman wrote:Airsofter called, says he has an ar15 mag for sale cheap $100 food you only Q

I can't help but think this would be a better joke if we understood it.
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Postby Fansy » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:27 am

we've been waiting weeks with zero clarification
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:37 am

Fansy wrote:we've been waiting weeks with zero clarification

Welcome to married life.
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Postby Woodsman » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:12 pm

I didn't think it was that hard to understand.

The price of "sporting goods" has tripled overnight & much has sold out due to the whole 'Obama's going to ban guns' fear.
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Postby Woodsman » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:14 pm

The "food" (above) was supposed to be "for". My iTyping is sloppy.
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Postby el3so » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:09 pm

Their products are not only made by but apparently also for tiny Asian fingers.
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Postby JITW » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:31 am

As much as the airsofters and mall ninjas sometimes annoy me in person they are the reason why you can buy a good mag pouch for 20 bucks, they have huge buying power - and some great kit and independent manufactures have evolved from the airsoft world - I still remember when a good double M4 mag pouch was 80 bucks

I have a buddy that owns one of the (if not the) largest online tactical gear retailer, he say actual cops, mil and contractors account for a small percent of his sales

What gear in particular are you looking for bro, I could probably suggest a retailer


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Postby Q » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:53 pm

I resolved the issue, and has nothing to do with the current panic buying. Obama isn't outlawing plate carriers or Peltor or any other related shit.

It is pretty fucking frustrating when you do a search for a particular item, and the top results lead to airsoft forums where the fucking nerds post videos and pics of their latest plate carrier that they bought with daddy's credit card. Or the lardass three gun crowd who buy up every single fucking piece of kit they imagine gunfighters wear, for their little weekends at the range.

Die in a milsim fire you fucking muppets.

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Postby Woodsman » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:53 pm

I missed the mark. HA. I just bought a quick release picatinny riser from an airsoft company. I'm not using it on an airsoft gun, but if it works, I really don't care if it comes from a tampon store.



Q wrote:I resolved the issue, and has nothing to do with the current panic buying. Obama isn't outlawing plate carriers or Peltor or any other related shit.

It is pretty fucking frustrating when you do a search for a particular item, and the top results lead to airsoft forums where the fucking nerds post videos and pics of their latest plate carrier that they bought with daddy's credit card. Or the lardass three gun crowd who buy up every single fucking piece of kit they imagine gunfighters wear, for their little weekends at the range.

Die in a milsim fire you fucking muppets.

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