Worlds Best Ranters!

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Worlds Best Ranters!

Postby Lethal Dose » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:04 am

My favorite is the late George Carlin, God bless him.
Rick Mercer has had some good ones too.
Who are some of your favorites?
(And if you say Mach I am DDOSing this site. XD)

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Re: Worlds Best Ranters!

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:50 am

Well mach I thought this little gem of a rant from you a while back was great.

I gave up trying to 'please' everbody the moment I realized

by mach1 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:50 pm
I know I'm not answering your question Kurt but I feel it's important to wobble along the path of lunacy, lol.

I kinda think collisions of electrons in cyberspace are kinda cool. Without them, Internet is just a glass of carbonated beverage sitting on a countertop all day long; flat with no fizzle.

I once had sex with several mammals over a three day period, at no time did any of us wear condoms.

I have made a few what?

There'll be a whole generation next in line who will come of age on-line.

I'd like them to see nuder pictures of me molesting a cartoon squirrel or perhaps sticking a banana in my ass.

And Kurt Ill stop raving (rant over) about Ms Beautiful
the second you do.
Ms Beautiful being the name I've given to my sphincter.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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