just heard this joke

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just heard this joke

Postby AztecDave » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:54 am

Q: why don't witches wear panties?
a: they need to grip the broom.

i thought it was pretty damn funny.
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Re: just heard this joke

Postby nowonmai » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:44 pm

No wonder Ian McKellen played the wizard, although his broom would have to be a VTOL
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