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Postby lightstalker » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:04 pm

What is the worst kind of beer that has ever passed your lips?.

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also high on the vomit scale:

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Postby soulohio » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:08 pm

natural light gets my vote. and that's just because i haven't drank a shaeffer's in 3 decades.
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Postby SRR » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:09 pm

I distinctly remember Panama having a pile of shitty beers.

The worst among them, the ultra-foamy Soberana:

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Also Über shitty:

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Postby Tacos » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:03 pm

Blatz beer was by far the worst.

It tasted like it had sand in it.
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Postby crotalus01 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:42 pm

Billy Beer - Billy Carter's contribution to the world. Absolute shit, tasted like it was brewed in a month old sweaty sock.

Olympus - tasted like soapy water, you couldn't get drunk on a case of it but 2 cans of it would give you a wicked hangover.

Cool Colt .45 - Menthol beer. Lasted about a month. I took one drink and almost puked. Seriously.

Ankor in Cambodia - enough said (not to be confused with Angkor which is decent).

Can't recall the name but it's the national beer of the Phillipines, and it SUCKS.
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Postby Foulplay » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:11 pm

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Postby denise » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:27 pm

foulplay, that's an interesting (arabic?) stella. where is it from and does it differ from place to place? if it doesn't, and that is the worst beer you've ever had, then you haven't been to america. or you didn't drink the kool-aid.

i've had blue moon on draft with the obligatory orange slice. it wasn't bad, but that's probably just the orange slice talking. i hate pretentious seasonal beers (*cough* sam adams) when the original is better that any subsequent marketing shit they come up with.

"blatz" pretty much says it all. just remember, this is the swill those americans who served in WWII were drinking and not complaining about.

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Postby Ron Mexico » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:46 pm

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Postby Tacos » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:14 am

crotalus01 wrote:Can't recall the name but it's the national beer of the Phillipines, and it SUCKS.


San Miguel? I didn't think it was that bad, especially at $.25 a bottle.
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Postby soulohio » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:49 am

denise...that pic is of the punkin ale...the regular blue moon is passable if somewhat asphalt-y...
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Re: brewskis

Postby Foulplay » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:30 am

denise wrote:foulplay, that's an interesting (arabic?) stella. where is it from and does it differ from place to place? if it doesn't, and that is the worst beer you've ever had, then you haven't been to america. or you didn't drink the kool-aid.


It's the only beer you could get in the whole of Egypt when I worked there in '92/'93. It truly was the most foul beer I've ever had the misfortune of not being able to choose my way out of. Unless you've tried it yourself, you simply cannot comment.

When asked what the best beer is I've ever tasted, I always go for Cypriot Kio, but I think that has everything to do with the fact that I travelled there when I was finished in Egypt and it was the first thing I drank after being stuck with that shit for so long.
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Postby Stiv » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:00 am

Whoa boy are you guys picky!

Damn really, if you're jonesin it's all good but chump beer is the worst followed by anything that went skunky in the can due to age or excessive heat exposure followed by something like this:
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Beware lightstalker you might be able to find this where you currently are.

Before I quit drinking Natty light was all I would drink for beer, so it made quitting easy. Really a 30 pack for $10 is a no brainer for any "real" alky but in that case beer rarely ever enters the equation.

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Postby RAH » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:10 am

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Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:28 pm

That witch dose not kill you only makes you stronger


Thats the slogan of Egyptian Stella, a truely shitty beer. Syrian beer is even worse. Flag in W Africa aint to good either. Club Colombia tastes alright but the alcohol content sucks. Anchor in Cambodia is passable if cheap. Singha is overpriced and crap. Molson and Labbats products should be avoided.
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Postby Foulplay » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:13 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:witch dose


That's certainly another name for it.
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