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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Jäeger » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:45 pm

You just need to hang out with more red-headed sluts, Jäeger


If caffeine and alcohol are such a crime why not "slow your roll" with Drank


I will take on both of these suggestions....merely in the interests of objectivity.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Jezcruzen » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:49 pm

Alpha beer in Athens with San Miguel in Spain a close second.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:41 am

I'm sorry, but I have trawled through the dozen or so pages of this topic many times and this phrase "awful beer" is still completely lost on me. Whats wrong with you girlies?

For fuck sake,its all beer; drink it piss it throw up fall down start again. It only becomes binge drinking if you stop.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:08 pm

Caliban wrote:I'm sorry, but I have trawled through the dozen or so pages of this topic many times and this phrase "awful beer" is still completely lost on me. Whats wrong with you girlies?

For fuck sake,its all beer; drink it piss it throw up fall down start again. It only becomes binge drinking if you stop.


Nothin like a 6 pack of Tesco lager after runnin about town nickin scallywags eh?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:01 am

rickshaw92 wrote:
Caliban wrote:I'm sorry, but I have trawled through the dozen or so pages of this topic many times and this phrase "awful beer" is still completely lost on me. Whats wrong with you girlies?

For fuck sake,its all beer; drink it piss it throw up fall down start again. It only becomes binge drinking if you stop.


Nothin like a 6 pack of Tesco lager after runnin about town nickin scallywags eh?


I have never been short of a place somewhere in the city to do a lot better than that. But yes.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Sparky » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:22 am

Getting back to the world's most putrid beer, I almost barfed on a Sol with Lemon and salt. Absolutley the worst beer I have ever tasted
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby DBR » Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:58 am

Carling's Black Label.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby mapandcompass » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:03 pm

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Lone Star for sure.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:17 am

And you claim to be a Texan.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby mapandcompass » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:36 am

Have you ever tried that crap? Impossible to get drunk on, a guaranteed hangover, and belongs in a trailerpark. Hell, I knew kids in high school who wouldn't touch that stuff, and we'd drink virtually anything.

If you want decent Texas beers, try the Shiner family or the Ziegenbocks.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby coldharvest » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:43 am

Shiner Bock is a brew of The Gods.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:07 am

My wife's family is from Shiner. Dad knew Cosmos, the brewer. They used to bring a free case to the farm every week.
Ziegenbock tastes like brown Budweiser.
Oh, it is Budweiser.

Anyways, Lonestar is brewed by Miller now. We get drunk on it when the boss is buying.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:16 am

At the local drive thru beer-barn.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Charlie-CBC » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:59 am

India had the worst beers I've ever seen. The worst was Kalyani Black Label, I think that was the name. I am not joking when I say there was such quality control issues with it that when you got 4 bottles of it, a couple would taste different and be a different color than the other two. Some bottles tasted funny. There would be sediment at the bottom of some. Some of the glass bottles were brown, some were clear, some were green. I've never seen anything like it. I don't know what I was thinking drinking that stuff. What can I say, India's not exactly a beer drinker's paradise.
Other brands of Indian beer would probably compete with any other brand mentioned in this thread for the shittiest beer ever.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby mapandcompass » Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:33 pm

Hitoru! the beer barns are such a great invention.

In Louisiana, you used to be able to (and maybe still can) go to a drive-thru drink barn, where you could order some seriously stout beverages (swamp juice, double margaritas, whatever) and they're served in a white 20oz. styrofoam cup. And it's legally not an open container, because the straw it's served with is still in the paper wrapper.

Long live the southern love affair with booze.
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