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Re: Awful beer.

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:07 pm

While wine snobs have blighted the earth for thousands of years (you can bet there was at least one guy curling his lip at the vintage of Jesus’ first and best miracle), beer snobbery is a relatively young art, especially in the U.S.


What what what! We Canuckleheads have been 'curling our lis' at Merican beer for as long as I have been drinkin the stuff.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:23 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:
menthol flavored fag butts.



LOL!


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Re: Awful beer.

Postby shivers » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:53 am

I dare you:
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby OneLungMcClung » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:10 am

Shivers! How are you??
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Kurt » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:19 pm

She's back!

And no, I would never try that ...thing...that you posted. It looks like "Sparks" but for hipster winos.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Jäeger » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:08 pm

Welcome back shivers! I agree with kurt on this one. I don't see a need of caffiene, ginseng and the indecipherable last ingredient. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I can get drunk, jittery and horny on regular old alcohol without all the additives.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby LechoZX » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:40 pm

Taurine I think is the last ingredient which is typical crap in energy drinks.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Kurt » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:04 pm

LechoZX wrote:Taurine I think is the last ingredient which is typical crap in energy drinks.


Taurine and Guarana taste bad too. I do not mind "energy drinks" but I will have them only if the proper energy drink, coffee, is not available or in bad form. Tea is not a bad energy drink either...But coffee is superior. Coffee with alot of milk is an energy and nutritional drink too.

But mixing energy drinks as a beer like drink is crazy stupid.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby shivers » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:43 pm

I can still just barely make out the bruise on my left leg from my last escapade with Red Bull and vodka... in September.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Jäeger » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:34 pm

kurt:
But mixing energy drinks as a beer like drink is crazy stupid.


Where's the niche market, alcoholics with chronic fatigue syndrome who need to muster the energy to get drunk?

I can't put my finger on it, but there's just something vaguely perverse about the whole concept of energy drink-beer. It's a crime against nature.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby LechoZX » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:53 pm

It probably all started with Jaeger bombs and vodka Red Bull. The next logical evolution was beer and energy drink. I've also seen beer and cola.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Jäeger » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:59 pm

That's no excuse. Some people drink Lysol too, but it doesn't make the energy drink and booze mixture any less of crime against the universe. Whatever happened to plain old beer and a shot? Strange new world this.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby shivers » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:46 pm

You just need to hang out with more red-headed sluts, Jäeger (and I'm not talking about the drink), and it will all become clear to you.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:52 pm

If caffeine and alcohol are such a crime why not "slow your roll" with Drank. Melatonin, Valeriam and Rose Hips.
A junkie I know told me this shit knocked him out cold.

http://www.drankbeverage.com/
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby LechoZX » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:11 pm

Hitoru wrote:If caffeine and alcohol are such a crime why not "slow your roll" with Drank. Melatonin, Valeriam and Rose Hips.
A junkie I know told me this shit knocked him out cold.

http://www.drankbeverage.com/


You sure that shit doesn't have codeine or promethazine in it? Purple draaank nigga.
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