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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:25 pm

vlindsay wrote:ummm - as the exhaust fell off my car this evening whilst driving through a small village in the middle of nowhere which has a limited mobile phone signal I've moved this up my list of things to do at the weekend!


Got 3 words for ya.

Personal. Rickshaw. Driver.

Comes complete with clean socks, clean tee shirt, and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.

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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Caliban » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:38 am

rickshaw92 wrote:

Got 3 words for ya.

Personal. Rickshaw. Driver.

Comes complete with clean socks, clean tee shirt, and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.

:)


But would you have the time now that you are also running a Madrassah as well ? -


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and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.


Curious. Is that something you do a lot of ?
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Penta » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:25 am

rickshaw92 wrote:Comes complete with clean socks, clean tee shirt, and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.


But what about the pants? (Or underwear or whatever you call them in Canada.)
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby rickshaw92 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:58 am

Penta wrote:
rickshaw92 wrote:Comes complete with clean socks, clean tee shirt, and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.


But what about the pants? (Or underwear or whatever you call them in Canada.)


Ill let her hottieness pick them out.
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Dr. V » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:14 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:
Penta wrote:
rickshaw92 wrote:Comes complete with clean socks, clean tee shirt, and an ass you can bounce a 2£ coin off.


But what about the pants? (Or underwear or whatever you call them in Canada.)


Ill let her hottieness pick them out.


Required uniform......

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/images/dhb-finchdean-bs-zoom.jpg

although might be a little chilly at 6am in November
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Caliban » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:21 am

vlindsay wrote:


[quote="Penta]
But what about the pants? (Or underwear or whatever you call them in Canada.)[/quote]



Required uniform......

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/images/dhb-finchdean-bs-zoom.jpg

although might be a little chilly at 6am in November[/quote]



You are just putting way too much thought into this. stop it now.
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Dr. V » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:33 am

anyways - in case anyone is wondering I have bought this

FORD Puma 1.7i 16v , 3 Doors, Manual, Coupe, Petrol, 2001 , 54,000 miles, Metallic Pacific Green. Air conditioning, Alloy wheels, Radio/CD, Front electric windows, Electric mirrors, Power-Assisted Steering, Foglights, Remote Central Locking, Only Two Lady Owners, Outstanding Condition, Full Service History, Traction control, Alarm, Immobiliser, Drivers airbag, Sports seats, Height adjustable drivers seat, Folding rear seats, ABS, Rear wiper, Front head restraints, Trip computer. Insurance Group:12

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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby Caliban » Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:35 am

and you could still have rickshaws bike attached to the front so you have something to bounce your £2 coins off.
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby nowonmai » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:53 pm

Only Two Lady Owners


If I were you I'd book it in for a new clutch next week.
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby khalampre » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:35 am

If I were you I'd book it in for a new clutch next week.


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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 am

Caliban wrote:and you could still have rickshaws bike attached to the front so you have something to bounce your £2 coins off.

anxiously awaiting the youtube videos :)
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Re: I need a new car.....

Postby nowonmai » Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:09 am

nowonmai wrote:
Only Two Lady Owners


If I were you I'd book it in for a new clutch next week.



Bet that clutch burned out long ago.
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