My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

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My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Kurt » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:20 pm

Swine Liquors.

The "S" stands for Sanchez. I do not have the heart to tell them what it means in English.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby rickshaw92 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:48 pm

Nice. Somebody has gotta tell him though.

My personal fave though.
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Did Swine Sanchez spend alot on his shop sign?
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby LechoZX » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:52 pm

Better than S Will Liquors I suppose.

That would be the neighborhood liquor store equivalent of the Chevy Nova.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Kurt » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:52 pm

Yes he did. Brand new awning announcing the new managment to the world.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby nowonmai » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 pm

There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:07 am

nowonmai wrote:There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.

James yo. Could ya pop yer head out the condo penthouse and have a look down Pat Pong Rd. There may well be a quid in it for ya.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Shujaa » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:56 am

Could post this on a FAIL site, Lol.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Caliban » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:27 am

nowonmai wrote:There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.



This is as close as I could find. Got to be worth 50pence of that pound for the lateral thinking alone.

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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:19 pm

Caliban wrote:
nowonmai wrote:There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.



This is as close as I could find. Got to be worth 50pence of that pound for the lateral thinking alone.

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And it would make a bitchin pub sign too.
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby nowonmai » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:47 pm

Sorry that's clearly a Pussy Drinker which puts it in the fetish category (no prize funds available in this category as Fansy keeps winning it).
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Caliban » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:23 am

rickshaw92 wrote:
Caliban wrote:
nowonmai wrote:There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.



This is as close as I could find. Got to be worth 50pence of that pound for the lateral thinking alone.

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And it would make a bitchin pub sign too.


And the pub could be called.....Pussy Liquor ! Its a self fulfilling prophecy
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Caliban » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:28 pm

OK. Pussy liquor. Still not shop signs I'll grant you, but more on topic than the last one in a lateral, not shop signs kind of way -






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or

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...come on! credit where credit is due, do you know how difficult it was to find that
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby vagabond » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:39 am

There used to be a Duds n' Suds where I lived - beer while waiting for your laundry seems like a good business
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:44 am

vagabond wrote:There used to be a Duds n' Suds where I lived - beer while waiting for your laundry seems like a good business


Hell yea!
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Re: My neighborhood liquor store has a new name

Postby Aussie TJS » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:12 am

Caliban wrote:
nowonmai wrote:There must be one somewhere called Pussy Liquors. A British pound to the person who takes a picture of it.



This is as close as I could find. Got to be worth 50pence of that pound for the lateral thinking alone.

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