Scotch

[shivers]

JW Blue is for people who don't know any better. There are tons of other great scotch whiskies on the market. If your budget is $100, you have huge range to chose from.

[JITW]

JW Blue is for people who don't know any better. There are tons of other great scotch whiskies on the market. If your budget is $100, you have huge range to chose from.

I was just suggesting JW Blue cuz it was a gift and JW Blue has the 'WOW! JW Blue! Thanks Son!" factor cuz it is a commonly known brand of pricy scotch (like Dom Perignon having the WOW champagne factor despite it not really being that better than some 20 dollar sparkling wines)

If I was giving a Scotch booze gift with a 100 dollar budget I would just give someone 5 bottles of JW Red - it seems more practical


~JITW

[shivers]

5 bottles of JW Red as a gift??

A $20 sparkler just as good as Dom Perignon?

LOL

[JITW]

A $20 sparkler just as good as Dom Perignon?

LOL

Hey - I am just a blue collar guy - sorry I cant tell the difference between Dom and Boons Farm your Highness

5 bottles of JW Red as a gift??

LOL

You can get 5X drunker with 5 bottles - seems logical to me

Ugh - I have having conversations with silver spoon baby's, no mutual points of reference to start conversations with

~JITW

[shivers]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

[shivers]

Anyway, the "wow" factor only figures in if the recipient doesn't know anything about scotch. If this Scottish-American is proud of his heritage, and knows a thing or two about good scotch whiskey, which I suspect he does, a gift of JW Blue will more likely have him thinking "gosh, that was nice if him, but what a shame he wasted all that money, when he could have bought me something really good".

[nowonmai]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

Are those conditions mutually exclusive?

and anyway I thought you were a librarian.

and finally are you any good at cooking?

[gnaruki]

I think I'll sample a few bottles before selecting the worthwhile one. With this fellow it is more the thought that counts. I remember enjoying some food with him after a long day with him, myself, an immigrant dude, and a guy who's father used to work with him, a few others, and then he got got all teary-eyed with a smile on his face saying 'fuck, I never thought I would be sitting here with people like you in this industry'.

EDIT: where did silver spoon come from? Maybe I should put the bottle in an overpriced wooden box complete with a silver shot glass.

[JITW]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

Ha - I forgot you are a hooker

Aren't you over 40 now?


~JITW

[shivers]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

Are those conditions mutually exclusive?

and anyway I thought you were a librarian.

and finally are you any good at cooking?

No, their not mutually exclusive. I was just making the point that rather than using mommy & daddy's money to buy expensive booze, I actually earn the privilege of drinking the good stuff.

[gnaruki]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

Are those conditions mutually exclusive?

and anyway I thought you were a librarian.

and finally are you any good at cooking?

No, their not mutually exclusive. I was just making the point that rather than using mommy & daddy's money to buy expensive booze, I actually earn the privilege of drinking the good stuff.

You mean you never stole a bottle of of cheap stuff only to later have mommy and daddy tell you switched the labels? DAMNIT KID THE PLASTIC VODKA BOTTLE HAD THE GREY GOOSE INNIT AND THE GREY BOTTLE HAD POTTERS!

[Aryan]

You know you're an alcoholic when your friend gives you 5 bottles of whisky as your birthday present.

[Kurt]

You know you're an alcoholic when your friend gives you 5 bottles of whisky as your birthday present.

....and you say "Thanks for breakfast"

[JITW]

You know you're an alcoholic when your friend gives you 5 bottles of whisky as your birthday present.

Well what else are you gonna do with booze but get yo drunk on


~JITW

[marie-angelique]

Silver spoon baby?

LOL

I'm a whore, you idiot.

Ha - I forgot you are a hooker

Aren't you over 40 now?


~JITW

you must be at least 40.