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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:29 am

Kurt wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:If you play RPG's pleas just kill yourself



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*rolls percentile dice* (that is two ten sided dice ranging from 0 to 9. 01 is the lowest and 00 is the highest).


What is a *percentile dice*?

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Re: New about RPG games

Postby coldharvest » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:40 am

JamesInTheWorld wrote:What is a *percentile dice*?

two ten sided dice...knuckle-head
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:05 am

They make dice with 10 sides?

Weird - it probably rolls for 8 minutes

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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Caliban » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:55 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:They make dice with 10 sides?

Weird - it probably rolls for 8 minutes

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That would mean your character had percentile disfunction
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby coldharvest » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:32 pm

Caliban wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:They make dice with 10 sides?

Weird - it probably rolls for 8 minutes

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That would mean your character had percentile disfunction

fuck, you really make me laugh
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Caliban » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:32 pm

I have moments
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Kurt » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:59 am

Caliban wrote:I have moments


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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:12 am

Do people who had sex with girls in High School know about stuff like this?

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Postby el3so » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:52 am

Hey, she looked 19. I blame my character class having a naturally low resistance to jailbait.
That or a wizard must have made me do it.
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Woodsman » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:34 pm

DOES "RPG" = role playing game?
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:49 pm

Woodsman wrote:DOES "RPG" = role playing game?


Yep. Leeroy Jenkins!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:27 am

Chimborazo wrote:
Woodsman wrote:DOES "RPG" = role playing game?


Yep. Leeroy Jenkins!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU


Two years ago, the game's designers created an achievement that is earned in the game when players manage to kill 50 of those little dragons within 15 seconds, as an homage to that video.
The achievement is called "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!" Earning it will give a character the last name "Jenkins."

Two years before that though, he was immortalized in their Trading Card Game.

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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Caliban » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:13 pm

I wish to refer you all back to my post in this topic of Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:03 pm
"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
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