New about RPG games

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Postby el3so » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:43 pm

Chimborazo wrote: Which, after all these years, has never stopped being hilarious to me.
Looks like dude got his own site
But yeah, she can stroke my wand any damned day.
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby coldharvest » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:55 pm

bloodninja is a god
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:57 pm

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Re: New about RPG games

Postby doubleThink » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:52 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:Straight up mother-fucking gansta!

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That's too white for me.
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Chimborazo » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:53 pm

<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<BritneySpears14> Aight.

<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.

<bloodninja> Me too baby.

<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.

<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<BritneySpears14> Hey...

<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.

<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

<bloodninja> Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

<BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

<bloodninja> Baby?
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:01 pm

God hates Nerds


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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Caliban » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:03 pm

You're all fucking weird
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Chimborazo » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:19 pm

Caliban wrote:You're all fucking weird


Says the pot to the kettles.
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Re: New about RPG games

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Re: New about RPG games

Postby rdkll » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:46 pm

when I was in basic, we were trained with an old school rocket launcher for AT purposes. It was nasty to shoot, because it had a terrible back blast and the rocket motor was still burning when leaving the tube. Both loader and gunner had to wear protective gloves, the loader had to wear goggles. Most of the comrades hated to fire it – not me. I hated Lt. Asshole
one cold and rainy day I found myself in a trench a bit in front of the Lt. who gave me the order to fire at a APC dummy . I took aim and waited. I couldnt resist to direct the back blast into a dirt puddle close to him. He popped up his head to ask me why I didn't shoot the exact moment I pulled the trigger. The rocket went astray of course, but it was inert training grenade anyway.
Otherwise it was a hit.


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today these launchers are out of service. sometimes there are used for avalanche control
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:42 pm

If you play RPG's pleas just kill yourself



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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Kurt » Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:10 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:If you play RPG's pleas just kill yourself



~JITW


*rolls percentile dice* (that is two ten sided dice ranging from 0 to 9. 01 is the lowest and 00 is the highest)

*scribbles on character sheet*

OK, my Professional Adventurer character is ready...now I have to decide whether or not to put up a website, buy a car or go to a strip club.
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Re: New about RPG games

Postby Woodsman » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:11 pm

Kurt wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:go to a strip club.
Life is short. Eat, Drink & Be Merry!
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Postby el3so » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:02 pm

Kurt wrote: now I have to decide whether or not to put up a website, buy a car or go to a strip club.

My Professional Adventurer character just wrote a scathing blog entry about your Professional Adventurer character. This nets me 1xp but no gold.
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Postby Kurt » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:32 am

el3so wrote:
Kurt wrote: now I have to decide whether or not to put up a website, buy a car or go to a strip club.

My Professional Adventurer character just wrote a scathing blog entry about your Professional Adventurer character. This nets me 1xp but no gold.


I have something to counter that I think. I am wearing my +2 Tactical Pants of Awesomeness.

*rolls dice*

*looks at chart*

Fuck...I got herpes.
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