Work with No Experience

The Black Flag Cafe is the place travelers come to share stories and advice. Moderated by Robert Young Pelton the author of The World's Most Dangerous Places.

Moderator: coldharvest

Work with No Experience

Postby gptc10 » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:02 am

Anyone have any good ideas or sites for Dangerous work with little or no experience? Higher the pay the better. Working as a teacher and have the summers off, need to get back out and feel it.
gptc10
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:33 pm

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby marie-angelique » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:46 am

you want danger? i hear they need math teachers in East Oakland.
"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

"anything you say sounds dirty to me."
User avatar
marie-angelique
Coonass
 
Posts: 5986
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:24 am
Location: over the rainbow

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby coldharvest » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:28 am

gptc10 wrote:need to get back out and feel it.

I'm sure if you reached into your trousers you could feel it.

Heaven forbid you should work on your lesson plan to better educate those in your care but seeing as
you think people want to hire folks for dangerous high-paying jobs with no experience then I'd imagine
you're a super-shit teacher.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
User avatar
coldharvest
Abdul Rahman
 
Posts: 25677
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:36 am
Location: Island of Misfit Toys

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby gnaruki » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:48 am

High paying, dangerous, no experience work?

Maybe summer work in AK. Cannery work is easy to get. Decent pay, monotonous, no experience....dangerous? You might slip on a wet floor, get your hand mangled by a machine, tweak your back lifting boxes, just the usual industrial accidents.
User avatar
gnaruki
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 1917
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:39 am
Location: Pacific Northwest

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby friendlyskies » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:51 pm

gnaruki wrote:High paying, dangerous, no experience work?

Maybe summer work in AK. Cannery work is easy to get. Decent pay, monotonous, no experience....dangerous? You might slip on a wet floor, get your hand mangled by a machine, tweak your back lifting boxes, just the usual industrial accidents.


Actually, just met a couple of guys who said AK is a no-go again this year if you don't already have a job lined up; since the economy is sucking so badly, the canneries and everyone else have their pick of hires, of course they want people with experience whom they've worked with before.

What about prostitution? No experience necessary, dangerous, high pay if you're willing to do certain things!
"4 cylinder Camaro=communism" El Presidente

"You can smoke salmon but it's not quite the same as smoking heroin." nanuq
User avatar
friendlyskies
Vata Loca
 
Posts: 7459
Joined: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:36 pm
Location: Atlantis

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby kilroy » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:55 pm

high pay for no experience? who the fuck's gonna provide that? oh wait, i know. but do you mind being paid in hypothetical virgins in a hypothetical afterlife?
G.K. Chesterton wrote:"Well, really, I don’t know of any profession of which mere willingness is the final test."

"I do. Martyrs. I am sending you to your death. Good day."
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
User avatar
kilroy
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 5691
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:34 am
Location: Alabambam

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby HockeyGuy » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:45 pm

A fishing boat off the coast of B.C./Alaska, logging camp...pretty much anywhere, and outside sky rises...wash windows, apply stucco, etc..
Those jobs don't require skill.

Show up with gloves, boots and a good hard working attitude and you'll make it happen.
HockeyGuy
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 897
Joined: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:33 am

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby suwon fish » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:57 pm

friendlyskies wrote:What about prostitution? No experience necessary, dangerous, high pay if you're willing to do certain things!


Sound advice blended with comedy gold. Beautiful ^^
A day should not be praised until the Sun has set, a woman until she is burned, a sword until it's tested, ice until it's crossed or beer until it's drunk - Viking proverb
User avatar
suwon fish
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 305
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:05 am
Location: The Poor House

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:05 pm

You must have a skill to do that - IT and Killing are the 2 best ones with Intel and Log right after


~JITW
International Civilian Contractor Jobs
High Paying International Jobs
Iraq - Afghanistan - Asia - Europe
www.CivilianContractorJobs.com
User avatar
JamesInTheWorld
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS
 
Posts: 7924
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:58 am
Location: My Job is More Interesting Than Your Vacation

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby BillyOblivion » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:21 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:You must have a skill to do that - IT and Killing are the 2 best ones with Intel and Log right after


Given quality of some of the IT folks I worked with in Iraq, very little experience is needed.

But if you won't get there and back over summer break.
BillyOblivion
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 131
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:58 am

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:24 pm

BillyOblivion wrote:Given quality of some of the IT folks I worked with in Iraq, very little experience is needed. .


You are correct Sir


~JITW
International Civilian Contractor Jobs
High Paying International Jobs
Iraq - Afghanistan - Asia - Europe
www.CivilianContractorJobs.com
User avatar
JamesInTheWorld
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS
 
Posts: 7924
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:58 am
Location: My Job is More Interesting Than Your Vacation

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:56 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:
BillyOblivion wrote:Given quality of some of the IT folks I worked with in Iraq, very little experience is needed. .


You are correct Sir


~JITW




Did James just call someone sir? Holy fuck!
Hey, I play a good game of Pac Man, can anyone hook me up with a high payin puter job?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
User avatar
rickshaw92
Pikey Bastard
 
Posts: 9165
Joined: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:28 am
Location: Airport Inn trailer park

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:03 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:
BillyOblivion wrote:Given quality of some of the IT folks I worked with in Iraq, very little experience is needed. .


You are correct Sir


~JITW




Did James just call someone sir? Holy fuck!
Hey, I play a good game of Pac Man, can anyone hook me up with a high payin puter job?


I can get you a job as a Man Whore


~JITW
International Civilian Contractor Jobs
High Paying International Jobs
Iraq - Afghanistan - Asia - Europe
www.CivilianContractorJobs.com
User avatar
JamesInTheWorld
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS
 
Posts: 7924
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:58 am
Location: My Job is More Interesting Than Your Vacation

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby Eiriksson » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:47 pm

HockeyGuy wrote:Show up with gloves, boots and a good hard working attitude and you'll make it happen.


Exactly. They don't give people with 0 experience jobs hunting down former Nazis in Uruguay, but any old construction job has an element of danger to it a desk job probably can't satisfy.
"What is true cannot be sad." ~ Esteban Montejo
Eiriksson
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 132
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:44 pm
Location: Grays Harbor

Re: Work with No Experience

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun May 01, 2011 3:45 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:
rickshaw92 wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:
BillyOblivion wrote:Given quality of some of the IT folks I worked with in Iraq, very little experience is needed. .


You are correct Sir


~JITW




Did James just call someone sir? Holy fuck!
Hey, I play a good game of Pac Man, can anyone hook me up with a high payin puter job?


I can get you a job as a Man Whore

Not working togeather I hope.


~JITW
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
User avatar
rickshaw92
Pikey Bastard
 
Posts: 9165
Joined: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:28 am
Location: Airport Inn trailer park

Next

Return to Black Flag Cafe

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 26 guests