Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.
Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am
YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!
Naw, you are about 8 months older than I am. Not sure why you are so afraid people will figure out you will turn 46 this year. Must be some sort of frat boy business plan or something. Maybe dudes who are 27 and having an existential crisis saying "Shit...I've done nothing with my life...what the fuck do I do now?" then they start searching and set part of their criteria as "No old fuckers. Old fuckers are lame" and they stumble across "Civilian Contractor Jobs" and say "Dude...Sweet..This guy is not old, he is "in his thirties" and no one who gives a generalization of a whole decade as their age would ever lie...I am totally giving this guy cash"
So, yah, you don't give your real age. Like women do, thinking it lowers their value to young dudes. You are totally a fucking chick man. And you think I am gay for having painted toenails.