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Re: So Ya Want a Cool Gig Overseas - Some Advice from JITW

Postby Mikethehack » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:56 pm

Kurt wrote:
Mikethehack wrote:
Kurt wrote:
gnaruki wrote:Any advice on becoming on trophy husband?


2. Pass a background check that proves your Jewishness.


What? Pull your knob out?


This is America. You could say in a way most of us are Jewish.

Interviews, background checks. Talks with neighbors, Talks with Rabbis. The whole bit.


About your knob?
Bit personal, isn't it? I bet prospective porn stars don't get that kind of treatment.
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Re: So Ya Want a Cool Gig Overseas - Some Advice from JITW

Postby Kurt » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:26 pm

Dunno. But I was watching some Irish Porn the other day.

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I would put up NSFW but you know...
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Re: So Ya Want a Cool Gig Overseas - Some Advice from JITW

Postby gnaruki » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:43 pm

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gnaruki wrote:Any advice on becoming on trophy husband?


2. Get some game (Mystery Method works if you don't have any).

3. Dick slang until a woman with money approaches. Finding out her father has been knighted and that she has two masters degrees paid for out of pocket is an added bonus. More on dick slanging here -


It worked for me, it can work for you too!

(Side effects include taking exotic pets to the er at 2am, having to do all the household chores, being uninvited from family holidays on account of your skin tone, and knowing that if you leave her, you probably really will never find better.)


Alright. I'll work on my magic and start dressing like a futuristic wizard then i'll start cruising while dick slangin'. But I don't think my mom will let me leave the house wearing make up unless it's halloween.
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Re: So Ya Want a Cool Gig Overseas - Some Advice from JITW

Postby Osiris » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:07 am

When you find out what a futuristic wizard wears out on the town, you let me know. Til then I'll stick with a weird mix of urban and casual business.
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Re: So Ya Want a Cool Gig Overseas - Some Advice from JITW

Postby Osiris » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:06 pm

What does it mean if I watched that and the first thing I thought was "SLYTHERIN!!!" ?
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Postby JITW » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:30 am

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