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Re: Kenya

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:22 pm

nowonmai wrote:
When did you last follow through rickster?


I pinched a loaf about an hour ago. Was sat on the throne.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Kenya

Postby crotalus01 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:16 pm

WTF is wrong with squat toilets????
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Re: Kenya

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:21 pm

I think they are great but I don't have one at home.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Kenya

Postby shivers » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:09 pm

I wish I had one. Much better shits than on the throne.
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Re: Kenya

Postby Roland » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:29 pm

crotalus01 wrote:WTF is wrong with squat toilets????


Nothing really. This happened during the first few days I was in China, and I was a bit intimidated. I warmed up to them after about a week. Its a nice change of pace. I think they might even be cleaner than Western toilets considering you don't have to touch anything when you use one.
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
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Re: Kenya

Postby crotalus01 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:09 am

They are awkward to learn but they are much better for you - they line your bowels up much better, with the bonus being no hemorrhoids from sitting and straining....
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Re: Kenya

Postby Roland » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:16 am

Seriously? That's awesome.
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Re: Kenya

Postby crotalus01 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:21 am

Seriously. Look it up. Squat toilets align the bowels in a much more natural position, and the lack of pressure from sitting and straining is a big reason hemorrhoids are not nearly the problem in Asia that they are in the Western world.
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Re: Kenya

Postby Roland » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:39 am

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
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Re: Kenya

Postby crotalus01 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:44 am

There ya go. For the record, I prefer the western toilet because that is what I was raised using - but there is no denying that the squat toilet has it right as far as the science of shitting is concerned.
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Re: Kenya

Postby Roland » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:51 am

crotalus01 wrote:the science of shitting


This needs to be implemented in the public schooling system.
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Re: Kenya

Postby crotalus01 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:39 am

Its poetry in motion....she blinded me! With shitting....
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Re: Kenya

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:33 pm

You pinch a way more bowel cleansing loaf when squattin over a hole.
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Re: Kenya

Postby vagabond » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:24 am

rickshaw92 wrote:You pinch a way more bowel cleansing loaf when squattin over a hole.


The summation of what crotalus and shivers was saying and so damn true.

Roland -- good luck in Africa. Hope you're potty trained by then. Was a good match but not worth shitting yourself for ;-)

Also, on a more serious note, if you're planning on getting tipsy, be sure when you go out at night to roll w/ a group of people at the very least.
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Re: Kenya

Postby Roland » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:54 am

vagabond wrote:Also, on a more serious note, if you're planning on getting tipsy, be sure when you go out at night to roll w/ a group of people at the very least.


I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man!
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