BKK Bars

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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:12 am

Spanky's
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:51 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Spanky's



Pic and directions please Sri.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:35 pm

I'm at work right now so I can't youtube the bar but I'll blame it on James' BKK Nana manifesto for my stumbling into Spanky's. They smack each other on the ass with styrofoam batons and throw them like a spear at your lusty heart to get your undivided attention. "Hmmm...let me see then...I'll take #43".
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby nowonmai » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:53 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:I'm at work right now so I can't youtube the bar but I'll blame it on James' BKK Nana manifesto for my stumbling into Spanky's. They smack each other on the ass with styrofoam batons and throw them like a spear at your lusty heart to get your undivided attention. "Hmmm...let me see then...I'll take #43".


Fuck me. Easy job obviously. Get back to work you bum!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:41 pm

Easy and sleazy.
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby nowonmai » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:00 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:Easy and sleazy.


Are you a lapdancer?
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:14 pm

That's blatant sexism!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:41 am

nowonmai wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:Easy and sleazy.


Are you a lapdancer?


Science has not been able to build a stripper pole strong enough to handle to the gyrations of the Lankster and god in his infinite wisdom made the human lap in such a way that it would be crushed like gossamer wings during your session in the champagne room.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:18 am

I haven't looked at the Songkron disc I got from one of the "girls" in CM yet...I'm afraid to.
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:23 am

Sri Lanky wrote:I haven't looked at the Songkron disc I got from one of the "girls" in CM yet...I'm afraid to.


Whats on the disc? Photos?
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:35 am

From what I understand it's a live recording of the sexually-charged street antics. No,it's probably much more than that. But,I don't really know because I haven't looked at it yet. She was the older nice one with glasses and the adorable kid...not one of the crazy girls. I'm sure she recorded rather conservatively or at least I hope so. Dry humping someone over a barrel of water with someone else doing some weird voodoo buddhist ritual dance in unison with the pounding is what might scare me.
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:39 am

Wow, I missed a lot. But I had only that half day in CM to hang out. Hell of a half day though.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:44 am

No,you saw it...you rushed out and screamed at us,"Go to church!".
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:48 am

Sri Lanky wrote:No,you saw it...you rushed out and screamed at us,"Go to church!".


How clever of me. Will you be joining us again for next years festivities?
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: BKK Bars

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:59 am

Only if you take back that "go to church" comment. It set off an enormous guilt complex that was burned into my synapses after years of mennonite indoctrination.
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