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Postby Land Rover » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:22 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Where's a good plaza to meet nice,healthy farm girls?


perhaps in your trailer park?
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Postby el3so » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:41 pm

kilroy wrote: i spent my first night in bkk losing at pool to thai hookers.

Insert lame joke involving "hookers", "balls", "holes" and "wood"
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Postby lowcrawl » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:21 pm

Cabbages and Condoms. Its a restaraunt somewhere down by the Hilton. They have decent food, reasonably priced, and they give away free condoms with every meal. It's supposed to help raise AIDS awareness. Anyways, it should be everyones first stop before the night starts.
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Postby crotalus01 » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:39 pm

the Lucky Beer right there on Khao Sahn rd. run by a very nice Thai couple, excellent food, good prices on beer as well. nice place to hang and watch the patchoulli-stink hippie wannabes as they wander aimlessly around.
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Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:48 pm

Ah the luckey beer..... I wonder who comes up with these names!
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Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:41 pm

Where can you get some good 'action' just outside of BKK?.....say within 50 miles.
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Postby Holland » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:11 am

Lanky, I basically hang out with a bunch of Thai movie players. Yesterday I had lunch with the most famous actor in Thailand. If you could promise not to act like a tool I would be happy to show you around the area. I get invited to go do some pretty cool stuff just about everyday so it would be a trip you wouldnt forget. Its also alot cheaper doing things my way.
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:10 pm

If you could promise not to act like a tool

Just tell them he's acting, they're actors, they should understand that.
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Postby Holland » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:18 pm

I wasnt saying he acts like a tool, I was just saying he shouldnt wait till he gets around them to start. He acts allright.
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Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:15 pm

The only tool I can act like...well,it's an imitation of a tool. I have a deviated septum and when I inhale deep and hard through my nose like I'm out of breath,it sounds like a handsaw.

It's one of my dinner party favourites.
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Postby kilroy » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:33 am

The only tool I can act like...well,it's an imitation of a tool. I have a deviated septum and when I inhale deep and hard through my nose like I'm out of breath,it sounds like a handsaw.

It's one of my dinner party favourites.


haha yeah, doing that would definitely qualify as acting like a tool.
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Postby Jimbo » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:03 am

A deviated septum? Too much cocaine...or not enough?
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Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:56 pm

C'mon...you can never get enough cocaine! Hey,what would you rather have,a deviated septum or rectum? OOOOH! I hate it when that happens!
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Postby jacknife » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:51 pm

not lot's o' farang go to this area (rayong) compared to the other beaches but for a quick getaway and great relaxin' beer drinkin' and great somtom and all, go to a place on the beach near rayong called ban priyapat. lot's o' bangkok airways folks go there from utapao. real good food and a great cool place on the bluffs overlooking the gulf to drink and eat.
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Postby Jimbo » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:03 am

Rayong is a nice area, there is medium sized population of foreigners living there because of the industrial parks and car factories. Aside from that it is nice, decent beaches and also in the city there's a great German restaurant, unfortunately I forget it's exact location...I haven't been there in a while
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