"The Agenda"

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"The Agenda"

Postby Captain_Solo » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:36 pm

Rev. Louis Sheldon exposes "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of San Francisco" and their nefarious plan to take over America:

Get your copy of THE AGENDA by Rev. Louis P. Sheldon and purchase extra copies to give to your pastor, neighbors, friends, and associates.

This is one of the most important books to be written in the past 20 years—and it needs to be in the hands of millions of Americans.

THE AGENDA describes how homosexual activists plan on recruiting your children into the lifestyle; how they’re undermining traditional marriage; and how they will eventually criminalize any public criticism of homosexual conduct. (It’s already happening in Canada where the gay agenda is well advanced.)

Former Oklahoma Congressman J.C. Watts has said of THE AGENDA: “This powerful and hard-hitting book lays bare the reality and risks of the homosexual agenda.”

Author Rev. Louis P. Sheldon has issued a call for all Christians to actively oppose the homosexual agenda: “The homosexual agenda is an attack on everything our Founding Fathers hoped to give us. But I am convinced that we can witness a tremendous victory, and with God’s help, we shall overcome.”

Purchase a copy for yourself and a half dozen or more to hand out to your associates! Help us get the truth out about the dangers facing our nation from THE GAY AGENDA.

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Postby Outkast » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:47 am

Right... ...because that makes <i>perfect</i> sense...
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Postby kilroy » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:51 am

we dont call it the tin foil cafe for nothing...
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Postby Outkast » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:57 am

But of course...

I think I'll start making plans to lobby for the ban of rainbows appearing after rainstorms, just to be even safer. <i>The Agenda is always one step ahead...</i>
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