Judas Iscariot - BORN AGAIN !!

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Judas Iscariot - BORN AGAIN !!

Postby yorick » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:11 am

Full text launch of Gospel according to Judas is scheduled for release Easter of this year. Original docs have secretly been stashed in Switzerland now for more than a year.

http://www.middle-east-online.com/english/?id=13097

Dribs and drabs have already been released, suggesting that Jesus was on a suicide trip anyhow and he was counting on Judas to pull the plug.

And Judas is said to show no remorse whatsoever at cashing in on the event. Nevermind the Mel Gibson version where he wails and cries. Apparently the real Judas knew what Jesus wanted better than did anybody else. And his guaranteed ascension into Heaven probly was more secure than the other appostles ever getting there at all.

Great stuff here that oughta bring comfort to each of us who has ever seriously wanted to put an end to silly Christo-centric religious fundamentalism once and for all. Far, far better is the cosmic Christ-consciousness scenario anyhow which stipulates Christ principle evident in all things and not just copyrighted by Jesus himself.

Meanwhile, lets watch for Jesus-freaks jumping off bridges and committing mass suicide in the months ahead.


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Postby kilroy » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:34 am

don't expect anything so dramatic. either they'll accept it and move on, or claim it's a trick being played by satan. you know, like dinosaurs and evolution.
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Postby SRR » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:24 am

....It's nay-sayers like you that invalidated my video-taped evidence of the dinosaurs conspiring with Satan.
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Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:19 pm

I wonder how Stockwell Day feels.
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Postby Pete » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:28 am

So, we can kiss the Jesus Christ Superstar version of Judas good-bye?
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