For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

[wsduncanb]

YORICK

"Fuck you, CK!"

Success! Perusing the WORLD SEX GUIDE
I've finally found a partner, a companion,
With whom I can share my life with soon.

It was love, sweet love, at first sight, mates;
The solution for all my discontented nights --
No moor horny lonely nights for me, comrades:

So I'd like to introduce y'all to the woman
I hope in lustful expectation to take for mine
On many a travel, on many a sea cruise!

Meet my new girlfriend!

http://img1.ashleysextoys.com/images/pr ... 01101a.jpg

[Big Duke 6]

Good Van Halen album.

I LOVE MY BABY'S POUNDCAKE!

[wsduncanb]

Un-Marked Car



My expired U.S. passport,
Which didn't actually expire
Until 9 February 2006, was
"Annotated" by U.S. Consul
At the Embassy in San Jose,
Costa Rica as only being good
For return to the U.S.A. before
15 December 1999 but it got
Used on many an international
Travel since only recently I've
Put in for yet another where
Presently I'm still waiting and
Expecting adverse news.



There will be every variety
Of immigrant who will be allowed
To carry & present a U.S. Passport
While I no longer cannot:

Illegal Mexicans,
Iraqis and Iranians,
Ex-KGB agents from
Scandinavia -- it's
All a FARCE!

[jamesy]

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=gv5v2FAko8Y




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[Royal]

O U 8 1 2

[wsduncanb]

SHORT-EYES!


Comrades, this question burns at me some idle times while laying in bed or going for walks through any given town for I think I might've done a bad, bad thing handing my little nephew, William Warner, a few of my old PLAYBOY back-copies. I saw nothing wrong at the time since they were mainly "unsoiled" and he, though being a curious little man of about seven years of age, displayed not the least bit of interest in neither women nor faintly a fascination for their bodies (he might be GAY now). I saw no harm for what harm could PLAYBOY bunnies do? However scantily clad, the magazine, in my opinion, features feminine works-of-art, which any regular ART GALLERY or normal ART MUSEUM would put to shame: "Compared to some of the shit at the Smithsonian, PLAYBOY magazine is incredibly tame material, indeed!" But I've had seldom a very good year since 1995 and my "good life" prospects are about as good, now, as John Mark Karr's! *SOB* I mean, would you propose marriage to this woman?

http://www.scheissen-pissen-kotzen.heis ... s/thai.jpg
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por·nog·ra·phy (p?gr-f) n.
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material:
“Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the... pornography of the era” (Morris Dickstein)