Revenge of the killer cows

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Revenge of the killer cows

Postby flipflop » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:21 pm

A strange tale from my hometown - Brighton. I wasn't aware of this one, too busy reading the world news to see the obviously al-Qaeda trained cows attack a representative of decadent western culture, right under my nose - ff

Published December 26, 2007 01:25 am -
As he crossed a field while walking his dog near his home in Brighton, England, in October, police Inspector Chris Poole, 50, was attacked by about 50 cows.

Weird News — ‘Revenge of the Cows’


By Chuck Shepherd
News of the Weird

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As he crossed a field while walking his dog near his home in Brighton, England, in October, police Inspector Chris Poole, 50, was attacked by about 50 cows. He spent 11 days in the hospital, recovering from the butting and stomping, which cost him four broken bones, a severed artery and a punctured lung.
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Postby Caliban » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:06 pm

Here is a cow special forces patrol, in all round defence, on the lookout for ramblers and dog walkers to trample
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Postby Caliban » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:06 pm

I'll include the picture (cheesy grin)

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