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Re: Our Mountainous Mother of Mars

Postby Chimborazo » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:49 pm

denise wrote:the Vatican should develop a space program so they can investigate this most recent siting.


The Illuminati are already on their way.
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Postby denise » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:01 pm

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the Vatican should develop a space program so they can investigate this most recent siting.


They might, but would that mean that they have to concede that the sun doesn't revolve around the Earth? :)


i believe they came to that conclusion quite some time ago, and are waiting more or less patiently for the planet to concede that it is the Earth which revolves around the Son :)
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Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:08 pm

denise wrote:i believe they came to that conclusion quite some time ago, and are waiting more or less patiently for the planet to concede that it is the Earth which revolves around the Son :)


Priests have spent entirely too much time revolving around sons.
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you can do better than that

Postby denise » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:12 pm

gay priests?
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Re: you can do better than that

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:43 pm

denise wrote:gay priests?


not sure, do the straight priests have sex with boys too?
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but i don't think it does

Postby denise » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:50 pm

if straight means having sex with members of the same sex, than yes.
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Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:12 pm

glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.
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right

Postby denise » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:18 am

Ultra Swain wrote:glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.


prepare to suffer for Christ.
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Re: right

Postby coldharvest » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:17 am

denise wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.


prepare to suffer for Christ.

haven't we suffered enough at the hands of his followers?
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Postby OneLungMcClung » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:41 pm

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Re: right

Postby denise » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:12 pm

coldharvest wrote:
denise wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.


prepare to suffer for Christ.

haven't we suffered enough at the hands of his followers?


not as much as i'm suffering from the redundancy of your comments everytime his name comes up.
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Re: right

Postby coldharvest » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:25 pm

denise wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
denise wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.


prepare to suffer for Christ.

haven't we suffered enough at the hands of his followers?


not as much as i'm suffering from the redundancy of your comments everytime his name comes up.

...but haven't we?
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Re: right

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:47 pm

denise wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
denise wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:glad we got that sorted. now I have something to share about during the next secular humanist jamboree.


prepare to suffer for Christ.

haven't we suffered enough at the hands of his followers?


not as much as i'm suffering from the redundancy of your comments everytime his name comes up.



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Amazing moment the world's biggest Christ was struck by lightning
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This was the dramatic scene as the world's largest statue of Jesus was hit by lightning.
The bolt parted the thunderclouds over Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to strike Christ the Redeemer.

The statue is 130ft tall, is made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete and stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking the city.

Heavens above: The statue is struck during Sunday's storms


It was named one of the new Seven Wonders of the World in 2007.

Sunday's storm caused havoc in Rio, felling trees in several neighbourhoods - but did not damage the statue.

This amazing photograph gives whole new meaning to the phrase "May God strike me with lightning if..."
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Postby Fansy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:48 am

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Postby Mikethehack » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:52 am

I thought Martians were people who worked for Mars confectionery.
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