Hanging by the skin of your teeth.

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Hanging by the skin of your teeth.

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:36 pm

You are hanging while gripping a branch with your teeth in a tree.

Your legs and your arms are tied.

You are asked a question.

If you answer you will fall to your death.

If you don't answer you will be killed.

How do you get out of this alive?
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Postby nowonmai » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:03 pm

Hit their funny bone by farting the national anthem.
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Postby Sri Lanky » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:53 am

You sir,have the ultimate conceptual mind.
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Postby denise » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:40 am

why would i want to get out of this alive?
all roads lead to Christ.
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Postby Chimborazo » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:31 pm

Nod?
"The terrain is just too wiley coyote for me to risk it. Slam into arch, rope breaks, in the distance as I plummet 'meep meep'" -Caliban
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Postby Chimborazo » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:33 pm

Actually, I'd wrap my penis around the branch and then release the branch.
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Postby denise » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:33 pm

ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a genius.
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an EVIL genius

Postby denise » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:34 pm

Chimborazo wrote:Nod?


i was responding to this answer, i swear ;)
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Re: an EVIL genius

Postby Chimborazo » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:36 pm

denise wrote:
Chimborazo wrote:Nod?


i was responding to this answer, i swear ;)


Suuuure........ :)
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Postby flipflop » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:51 pm

What's the ultimate definition of torture?

A one-armed man hanging from a cliff with an itchy ballsack

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Postby michelle in alaska » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:06 am

You are hanging while gripping a branch with your teeth in a tree.

Your legs and your arms are tied.

You are asked a question.

If you answer you will fall to your death.

If you don't answer you will be killed.

How do you get out of this alive?
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all you have to do is PRAY.


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Postby Big Duke 6 » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:27 pm

michelle in alaska wrote:
You are hanging while gripping a branch with your teeth in a tree.

Your legs and your arms are tied.

You are asked a question.

If you answer you will fall to your death.

If you don't answer you will be killed.

How do you get out of this alive?
_________________


all you have to do is PRAY.


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MC HAMMER STYLE!

That's word,we pray(pray,pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it to pray
That's word,we pray

All my life I wanted to make it to the top
(That's word,we pray)
Some said I wouldn't
They told me no,but I didn't stop
(That's word,we pray)
Working hard,making those movies everyday
(That's word,we pray)
On my knees, every night,you know I pray

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Now I just think that you
Can do what ever you want
(That's word,we pray)
I'm bustin' these rhymes
Making this money and I won't
(That's word,we pray)
Forget my people or my town or my ways
(That's word,we pray)
And on my knees,every night I'm still gonna pray

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Time and time and time and time and time again
(That's word,we pray)
I kept on knocking,but
These people wouldn't let me in
(That's word,we pray)
I tried and tried and tried and tried to make a way
(That's word,we pray)
But nothing happened till that day I prayed

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Childrem dying,oh,so fast from this or that
(That's word,we pray)
Needing that money
[Pray lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Smoking that dope and doing that crack
(That's word,we pray)
Ten years old stand outside
Better look out
(That's word ,we pray)
Dead and gone,necer had a chance
What's it all about?

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

That's word,we pray( x3)

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

On a mission start to doubt.here we go
(That's word,we pray)
Kicking back,read these words we need to know
(That's word,we pray)
Living high,living good,living long
(That's word,we pray)
Take a minute,bust a prayer
And you're good to go

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

We're sending this one out to the Lord
(That's word,we pray)
And we thank you and we know we need to pray
(That's word,we pray)
Cause all the blessings that are good they come from above
(That's word,we pray)
And once again we want
To say "thank you" to the Lord with all our love

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

That's word,we pray(pray,pray) (x4)
That's word,we pray
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Postby michelle in alaska » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:20 pm

well, he still ended up in bankruptcy. maybe it saved his soul. :P

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