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Postby Caliban » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:14 pm

flipflop wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:
Caliban wrote:I like the idea of small black holes. Is that like the small holes a pin will make in a balloon? I look forward to being very wrong in my fears.


So does that mean, I will at least get to visit France if even only for a microsecond before the universe snuffs out?


Fooking hell, I can think of better things to do in my last microsecond on earth than visit bloody France ;-))

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Only Ultras head will get to visit france, the other end will still be half way around the world, or across the world or whatever shape the world is as it gets sucked into that rather cleverly man made black pin hole. Im taking a camera.
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Postby nowonmai » Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:15 pm

And as the music fades over the universe a strange phenomenon will persist for an instant, prompting the following thought from God, "I've never seen a Swain without a grin, but a grin without a Swain! It's the most curious thing I ever saw!"
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Postby denise » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:58 pm

so swain is the cheshire cat but i thought he was freckled, not striped, though perhaps he covers his nether regions at venice and various other beaches.

i can't see him in a mansling, thong, or speedo. i don't even know if he is mod enough for board shorts and i don't remember what they called them before that. oh yeah, trunks. i'll bet he wears trunks.

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Re: it ain't over and it ain't never gonna be over

Postby marie-angelique » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:44 am

denise wrote:so swain is the cheshire cat but i thought he was freckled, not striped, though perhaps he covers his nether regions at venice and various other beaches.

i can't see him in a mansling, thong, or speedo. i don't even know if he is mod enough for board shorts and i don't remember what they called them before that. oh yeah, trunks. i'll bet he wears trunks.

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methinks you need to create a poll,
thong, speedo or trunks?

bad girl that you are ;)
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Postby denise » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:57 pm

me thinks the poll resides in the aforementioned nether regions.

yeah, i'm definitely going to vote trunks. trunks rule.

this being a bad girl might be tougher than i thought. got any good advice ;)
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Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:03 am

Swain wears trunks when he surfs the giant waves of the north shore.

Swain wears shorts when he takes out the trash or goes Biggie Smalls t-shirt shopping on the boardwalk.

Swain wears a speedo only during his .000001 nanosecond trip to France before the universe shoves itself up its own asshole.

I hope I have settled this weighty matter once and for all.
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