Become a Cyborg - Step 1

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Become a Cyborg - Step 1

Postby flipflop » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:19 pm

Become a Cyborg, Step 1 - the Digital Tattoo Interface

By John Read

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One of the more notable (and creepy) entries at the Greener Gadgets Design Competition 2008 was the Digital Tattoo Interface. Conceptualized by Jim Mielke, the device is basically an implanted, bio-powered mobile phone. Imagine hearing a ring and rather than reaching for your pocket you roll up your sleeve and press a dot on your forearm. A two by four inch tattoo of a phone's digital display materializes on your skin along with a keypad. The display animates as a digital video of the caller and then disappears when the call is over.


In Mielke's mind the Bluetooth device would be permanently implanted beneath the skin. It is basically a flat, flexible silicon and silicone pad that would be tightly rolled and inserted through a small incision. Once inside it would unroll and lie harmlessly between the muscle and the skin. Two tubes would then be inserted, one attaching to an artery, the other to a vein. These would bring blood to and from a coin sized blood fuel cell that would convert the blood's glucose and oxygen into electricity required to power the device. The surface of the implant that faces the underside of the skin is covered with a matrix of field producing pixels that activate a matching matrix of pixels tattooed onto the surface of the skin above the implant. The panel would be a touch screen control as well. Instead of ink, the surface tattoo would consist of clusters of microscopic spheres injected into the skin. Each sphere would contain a field sensitive material that would change from clear to black when the device is activated.


Besides functioning as a mobile phone the device could communicate with other implants around the body and could monitor for blood disorders, sugar level, toxins, etc. It would basically serve as a "human version of the check engine light."

Sounds very practical, but no word on the feasability. Perhaps some VCs will throw in their support and make it a reality.
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Postby yorick » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:15 am

Philip, the gods honest truth is metallics concentrate and project energy at hyper levels of vibration y'all wouldnt believe. Wanna protect yerself and surround yerself with operative elements conducive to yer every thought??

Answer is simple: wear tons of jewelry - lapel pin, tie clip, cuff-links, rings etc. Hence then learn how to work em in motion. Kids instinctively know this with insert of playing cards attached with clothes pins into spokes of bicycles to wake up metalic energy with audible response. Even lawyers (being the most pitifully mundane creatures on earth) have known this secret for hundreds of years. None of em wanna enter court without wearing cuff links to flail about while they babble the law.

Haint jokin here neither. Y'all reconnoitre even spare change in yer pockets absorbs and obeys yer most subliminal commands whether yer aware of this or not. Question of ANTIMONY at willfull employment with respect and agreement in accordance to the sacred alchemical word. Caint never belittle the power of metallics workin within their own cultural confines, says me.

Gotta reconnoitre every bit of metal at decorating yerself each day. Count each button on yer blazer, praise every metal item worn as it becomes sacred satellite about yerself. My helmet is made from a melted-down Nazi penis sheath.



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(Sidebar here:= Antient Roman Generals pinned golden fly shaped ornaments as medals commemorating bravery upon troops. Haint no accident as flies laying their larvae healed soldiers wounds. Does insect kingdom perhaps best define the workings of modern day electronics except bein representative equally of living organisms at work? Thats food for thought tying directly with notion of absorption/replication wherein omnia omnia est - haint no such thing as existance at one level not also immitating and duplicating itself at another. Question of ther being no "dead" matter and essence of everything replicatable even in symbolic terms.
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Postby flipflop » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:44 am

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He's ok then ;-)))

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Postby michelle in alaska » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:13 am

of course, Mr. T's ok:
y wrote:
metallics concentrate and project energy at hyper levels
this photo doesn't even show his teeth!

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Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:33 pm

I am so fucking human it makes me ill........LOL
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Postby friendlyskies » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:21 am

Remember when telepathy was a mysterious fiction?
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