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From USN&WR: Another CLINTON Approved Message, No Doubt!

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:00 pm

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I found your advert on pg. 33 in the April 21st issue of USN&WR mentally disturbing. For, lol! I uncovered your magazine's hidden racial bias. When I perused that ad for pbs.org/sundays encaptioned, "Scents To Sensibility", I thought nothing much of it until I continued on with the article, "Chicago's Presidential Classroom: Two Decades In Windy City Politics Shaped Obama's Political Aspirations".


When I held the single sheet of page 34 up to my night-time reading lamplight like an hospital x-ray, I was offended to find our future President posing above the Rev. Wright and in the middle, between, two planets: one of two apes, and another of two maidens of the caucasian persuasion! Lol! Is USN&WR trying to subliminally imply that Sen. Obama is a product of these two "very diverse" worlds? If so, what sly racism! Josef Goebbels would burst a spleen laughing!


Ha, ha!


Sadly, your magazine isn't the first and won't be the last to employ such subtle racist sentiment. Print media runs rampant with these kinds of silly subliminal tricks and dirty advertising tactics -- bawdy black-humor!


I can't be the only subscriber to reveal this. I am convinced that the cryptically-minded, everywhere, are aware of the phenomena. Especially the members of Sen. Barack Obama's staff.
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Postby OneLungMcClung » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:09 am

Duncan!!

Oh man I hope it's you!
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Postby Stiv » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:42 am

My $$ is on some connection/incarnation of de Ronbozo.

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Postby flipflop » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:35 pm

Nah, this is classic dunc territory, the window licking genius surely walks amongst us once more?

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Postby flipflop » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:36 pm

And he's from Alaska, it's a given

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Riddle.

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:12 pm

HV: What's the diff'rinse between a black bitch and a black witch?

Flipper: Geepers, I don't know. What is the difference between a black witch and a black bitch? Inquiring minds need to know!

HV: I don't know either (see JOKES).
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Yorick: And exactly how would you invest all that money?

HV: I would simply put the money where her mouth always is.

Flipper: Right on! The OMINOUS PARALLELS!
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Postby Mikethehack » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:16 pm

Herr Volkmar for moderator.
I'm not really a proper reporter, due to the chronic lack of discipline, negligible attention span, and a certain juvenile difficulty taking serious things seriously.
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Postby michelle in alaska » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:18 pm

H.V., you're in Tok?!


Holy shit.
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Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:02 am

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If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refridgerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
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If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
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(I wanna get away, to our sweet escape)

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I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
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Instead of clowning around let's look for some common ground

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I've been getting a little lazy
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Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me

If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape

Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo

If I could escape

Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refridgerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
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