Yorick is being experimented on by aliens

[redharen]

So far so good. The thing it's taking me the longest to get used to is that it takes more than one minute to drive one mile. This really messes up my time/distance calculations. Also, I don't like all the rain, the non-flat horizons, the tendency of people to make left turns as soon as the light turns green even though they should wait, and John Kerry on my television reminding me that he represents me in the Senate. Oh yeah, and my bike got stolen the other day. But that's a fairly short list of complaints, all things considered. Pros: I can take my kayak out on the Charles River; my new lifestyle of not being able to afford food or transportation is getting me into good shape; and I sleep the deep sleep of a man with a clear conscience and purpose in his life.

Thank you, sir, for asking.

[nowonmai]

and I sleep the deep sleep of a man with a clear conscience and purpose in his life.

It's not what you've done, it's what your going to do.

Potential Difference is where it's at.

[Yeahsure]

He's already showing annoyance with Kerry. The lad clearly learns fast.

[Yeahsure]

...wait'll you have your first REAL ENCOUNTER with our World Class potholes around next
February/March, plus, have you dealt with a rotary yet?

(evil The Shadow style laughter...)

[redharen]

(evil The Shadow style laughter...)

See, there's the Newmanesque behavior we all know and love.

I'm OK with rotaries. The only thing that really weirded me out was when a buddy of mine and I saw Fenway Park from the Mass Pike and decided to go give it a look. We didn't have a map, but we'd seen it from the road and thought it wouldn't be too hard to find. When we couldn't find it, we resorted to my friend's GPS. An hour and a half later, we gave up because the ballpark apparently isn't there. I think what you see from the road is just a big, ugly facade, and what you see on TV is just baseball games played in front of a green screen.

[Yeahsure]

You are learning, Grasshopper.

[nowonmai]

Alas poor Yorick, wherefore art thou?

[michelle in alaska]

If my female intuition is not mistaken, Yorick is in Tok.
Tok, Alaska.
Yo, am I wrong, big guy?
I don't think I am.
Live well and be free. :)

[coldharvest]

If my female intuition is not mistaken, Yorick is in Tok.
Tok, Alaska.

keep your pets locked up.

[michelle in alaska]

keep your pets locked up.

yesh. pets and phone numbers.

[michelle in alaska]

So far so good. The thing it's taking me the longest to get used to is that it takes more than one minute to drive one mile. This really messes up my time/distance calculations. Also, I don't like all the rain, the non-flat horizons, the tendency of people to make left turns as soon as the light turns green even though they should wait, and John Kerry on my television reminding me that he represents me in the Senate. Oh yeah, and my bike got stolen the other day. But that's a fairly short list of complaints, all things considered. Pros: I can take my kayak out on the Charles River; my new lifestyle of not being able to afford food or transportation is getting me into good shape; and I sleep the deep sleep of a man with a clear conscience and purpose in his life.

Thank you, sir, for asking.
redharen
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....and YOU are a wonderful young man. As all around you know it. Don't YOU forget it.

Cheers. :)

[redharen]

Thanks, Michelle. I reread the post you quoted, and just as an update, I got my bike back.

[Sri Lanky]

Since the past,present,and future are all occuring at once I'm sure,as someone has already suggested,that the past has caught up with Yorick.....as it does to all of us.

It's relentless as a tarantula or as a slow chess match moving towards death.

[Devlin]

I just hope he still walks among the living.

[Sri Lanky]

Me too....there are some extremely transformative events on the horizon which have nothing to do with Obama incidently.

I yearn for Yorick's interpretations.

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